FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW

...WITH QUINN MORANI


FC: Did you enjoy H2?
QM: I first would like to thank Suspiria for her unselfish help in putting this event together.
FC: But Quinn, Suspiria didn't attend H2.
QM: Yes I know, but I forget to mention her name last year and all hell broke loose.


FC: End of Interview.

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HIPPIESTOCK2 is coming...

WILL LILLIE APPEAR

WILL VENUS PLAY UNINTERRUPTED

WILL HIPPIE ATTEND

WILL GYPSY OPEN WITH AN APOLOGY

WILL BLUEMONK TURN RED

WILL SUSPIRIA ATTEND IN DISGUISE

SO MANY QUESTIONS!

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in related news:

The "Titanic" movie marathon on HBO all day Saturday!

RALLY FOR ANN OTOOLE - BANNED!

BREAKING NEWS:  

ANN OTOOLE BANNED FROM SLU

"OBJECTS TO CHARITY FRAUD"

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL WELCOMES ANN OTOOLE

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READ MARYANNE SOLOS THREATS

Venus Petrov sends FORUM CONFIDENTIAL Maryanne Solo's (a.k.a. Aveline Etain) horrific letter. FORUM CONFIDENTIAL prints this letter for our readers.

Ms. Solo sent me a PM on SLF over three months ago. I shall let her words speak for her:
"Not interested
From: Member Maryanne Solo (Aveline Etain)
Sent: 09-15-2011 03:39 PM

Hello amateur DJ, I will post what I feel like, whenever I feel like it. You choose to continue with your grandstanding so here is my reply,
You do recall belittling a certain performer for no reason whatsoever now don't you? That IS the default standard of talentless & lazy copyright leeches. You do pay royalties for your ill gotten DJ content don't you? ^^ I am only a member of the Australian copyright authority but we are of course affiliated with the American one.

I do not know what you and your deficient *friends problem is nor do I care. The independent mods are well tuned now to deal with your hate. Of course I will repeat what I have said previously but you fail to recognise *knock knock hellooooo? If i ever report a post, rest assured I will announce it like I did with the only one I ever have reported. Of course honesty and the ability to produce original works are not natural traits of the snide copycat brigade/copyright thief now are they?
I do accept that inevitably such an event as H2 will be tainted with a mediocre want to be. It is a shame you seek to drag H2 & Hippies superb efforts down to your level, but that is to be expected I suppose. When you (cough) *perform there, just bear in mind that the entire live performance community from all corners of the world will be LAUGHING at you. I wouldn't miss it for quids. Of course I will also point out that anything I write here has no connection to anyone or any group whatsoever, but I am sure you will find some way to distort the truth as always.

I also realise that you will replicate this text in all possible web cesspools that you both inhabit and deperately message it to all and sundry, quite simply, I could not care less.

FYI: I have no defined role in H2 Staff other than being availabe for Hippie or any other genuine contributor to call upon if required. Even DJ's who are worthy of helping! :-o (read normal fun loving people who seek to give to others).

Forget the LWL & The Forum Cartel dear venus, those who create original works are the ones whom you and your ilk truly offend the most. Is it not also laughable that whatever difficulties you encounter in your SL, (zapped posts etc), you create yourself? That is an admirable "contribituon" indeed. Hats off to new age creators! WooT!

Please continue your self induldgent public suppository, the community expects no less. "

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NO COMMENTS ALLOWED HIPPIESTOCK AT RISK

KATTATONIA WROTE:

Hippiestock II is just around the corner and I'm afraid it's going to be more like Altamont than Woodstock.  It hasn't been the best of times in the good ol' SL forums this year.  Such a shame when you think about it.  There were some good times. Followed by the blackout and the drugging.  Lithium replaced Jive and things got in turns ugly then dull, then ugly, then dull again.

Casualties so far: Suspiria and Seicher were driven away from SL by and Pep and Ima respectively.  Ima was so damaged by her successful campaign that she has become rather marginal herself.  Pep on the other hand seems to be flourishing regardless of how many bans he has.

As I see it, the source of the current feud stems from the fact that Maddie very seriously tried to persuade her friend Storm that his friend Pep was evil.  He got tired of this and actually came to a different conclusion.

But I'm sure there were antecedents to this state of affairs that I am not so clear on.  When I came in Suspiria was attacking every new person because she believed that they were alts of someone who she felt was attacking her.  Not sure about who it was.  Pep maybe?

As far as I can see, Pep just enjoys trolling.  Anyone he can get a rise out of is fair game.  He goes after Lillie because it gets a rise from Gypsy, Dee, and Av. He goes after them because they fight back. He goes after Maddie indirectly because he doesn't fair so well with her in a direct confrontation. Maddie understands the rules better and tries to get everyone to stop responding. Gypsy, Dee and Aveline don't like bullying and they fight back. This backfires due to the cardinal rule of trolling.  When you fight back against a troll, the troll wins.

Poor Storm and Gypsy are conspiracy theorists. They know that there has been some outright as well as subtle manipulation going on and they have chosen opposite sides.  They don't trust very many people.  Some former friendships have been lost because of their conclusion that there are sides and if you're not fore them then you must be against.

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TO OUR LETTER WRITERS - Happy Holidays...

Your Xmas wishes come true!

We've read your letters and grant your wishes!
You wish!

What you asked for - and what we wrapped:
STORM wanted a HO, FC gave him JO.
PEP needed A ROOM, FC gave him the HOTEL.
LAIN wanted BAMS, FC gave her CATO.
MADELAINE wanted a CLIQUE, FC gave her a CULT.
GYPSY needed a SONG LABEL, FC named it SPAM.
VENUS wanted GNAT, FC gave her FLYSWATTER.
LIAS wanted JUSTICE,  FC gave her JUST US.
LEEHERE wanted a FRANCHISE, FC gave her HEADLINES.
NINA wanted a BRAND, FC gave her PUBLICITY.
IMA needed a NAIL, FC gave her SR.
ORFEU wanted a CABIN BOY, FC gave him a POLE.
DRESDEN wanted BREVITY, FC gave him TL;DR.
GRIFFEN wanted to MEDITATE, FC let him PONTIFICATE.
SR wanted a SOAPBOX, FC gave her a STAGE.
LUCIFER wanted UNDERSTANDING, FC gave him TC (ME).
DEREK wanted VIALE'S HEAD, FC gave him LINDEN LAB.
CAITY wanted A NEW SWORD, FC gave her a SPAMMER.
SCYLLA wanted FREEDOM, FC gave her AN EXCLUSIVE.
MAYA wanted FAIRY DUST, FC gave her a DUSTING.
PROK wanted order, FC gave her ANARCHY.
GNAT wanted SCYLLA, FC gave him PEP.

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STARTING A CULT for Dummies...VOL. I

I am TC.  I am THE true Prophet. 

 I have Received a direct Communique from the Ethereal Host. 

I bring to you today the start of my unique pragmatic approach to help you, the beginning Cult leader, make your vision a reality.  With the assistance of the venerable Madelaine McMasters, LWL Cult leader, and Dr. Daniels, I will bring to you my Transcriptions of Enlightenment that should help you get started on your Divine Quest.

Why start a CULT: to keep up with the Joneses'
Why drink Kool-Aid: Gypsy did.  Lillie did.  Dee did.  Auntie Ave did. Perfect disciples.
Why pick only one CULT: Dilettantism is the mark of an Amateur.

Some tips for your followers:
Familiarise yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduced into the ceremony. If the penalty for not-to-specs work is death and/or mutilation, consider working for a more fault-tolerant deity.

Avoid needless embarrassment. Have your disciples practise the correct pronunciation of your name in the privacy of their own room before chanting it in public.

When mutilating pixelated avatars avoid the ones without testicles.

Instead of picking human victims who are young, virginal and innocent see if you can substitute Spammers, gypsys, and other avatars who won't be missed.

When the Black Mass goes awry, stay away from the Evil Pep.

Always remember fluorescent lighting is very annoying.

Vol. II coming soon...

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GYPSY QUIXOTE CAUGHT IN PLAGIARISM SCANDAL

GYPSY DECLARES: MY POST ARE NOT OPEN FOR COMMENT
COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED

Well, my little weekend OccupySLums is almost over. Hope you all enjoyed the show! I know that some people saw it as spam or even griefing, I saw it as a protest. I'm not afraid to trust in my history and character in SL. I've never griefed or spammed before,

and have a well established reputation among many residents. And although my posts may have been divisive, it has not been my intent. I only protest for a more respectful, peaceful SLum. I probably did it wrong, I'm in no way better than anyone else.

GYPSY PUBLISHES PEP'S WORDS UNDER QUIXOTE NAME

NO CREDIT TO AUTHOR

in response to GYPSYS SPAMMING SPREE:

"I AM NOT A SPAMMER"

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS: GYSPY IS A SPAMMER

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS: GYPSY PLAGIARISED

THE CHURCH OF FORUM CONFIDENTIAL OFFERS NO ABSOLUTION

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GYPSY QUIXOTE PACKS HIS BAGS...

Don't be too slow
I should have quit you Peppy
A long time ago
Left you flat
And split for Ignorant Mexico

Don't try to stop me
Peppy, you're talkin' too fast
You and your friends Peppy
You are a thing in my past
I'm much too slow
I'm goin' to Ignorant Mexico

I've got four or five hundred posts to go
Down that SLum digital highway
A prim guitar goin' for broke
I'm pushin' it night and day
I've had enough
To last a long, long time
You and your mother, Peppy
You're like a nursery rhyme
Because I'm much too slow
I'm goin' to Ignorant Mexico

Yeah, come on Peppy
Yeah

GYPSY QUIXOTE: THE THIEF IN THE SLum

A SINGER WHO CENSORS IS NOT AN ARTIST

GYSPY DELETES AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN

GYPSY PRONE TO BLACKOUTS - THE LORD MADE ME DO IT

GYPSY ATTEMPTS TO SILENCE ALL: WHAT IS THIS LWL HIDING?

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WE WILL NOT SILENCE YOU

LINDEN LAB TO SL FORUM READERS: "BITE ME!"

COMMUNITY TOOLS 'SPECIAL GUEST' CALLS IN SICK
VIALE LINDEN aka LINDEN LAB
aka 'COMMUNITY'
SHOWS UP IN DRAG
"It's MY community and I'll shit where I want to!"
"Lexie schmexie"
"Call me Mr. Lab or I'm outta here"
"You whiners are pussies."
"I'M KING OF THE VAMPIRES!"

Ann OToole makes cameo as lackey
Pleads for better hair

In related news:
Dresden has an ass!

OPEN LETTER TO THE SL COMMUNITY MANGER

and Ann Otoole

NO MODERATORS NO RULES NO MERCY

CAN YOU HEAR US?

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL HEARS YOU!

in unrelated new:
Lain is still not Bams

WE ARE COMING AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY

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SUSPIRIA FINUCANE SPEAKS OUT

SUSPIRIA'S HENCHMAN AKA SUB AKA MICKEY VANDEVERRE BATTLES

FORUM

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL'S TROLLS OF THE WEEK

MICKEY VANDEVERRE and ANN OTOOLE

INFAMOUS FORUM TROLL MICKEY IN REPEAT PERFORMANCE

PAVES WAY FOR MP RETURN

ANN OTOOLE RIPS LL ON SLU

BEGS RODVIK FOR FORGIVENESS

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL NAMES ANN OTOOLE HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR

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SECOND LIFE VAMPIRES ATTACK

VAMP COSTUME MAKER ANN OTOOLE SPEARHEADS CHARGE

BITE ME CRIES HEARD AS FAR AWAY AS PROKVILLE

SL WELCOME CENTER FEEDING IS OPEN

 BITE THE n00bs!

TAKE THEIR MONEY

BITE ME CRIES LINDENLAB

ANN ON SLU: SL FORUM NO PLACE FOR VAMPS

ANN ON TWITTER: RODVIK SAVE THE VAMPIRES - SAVE THE SL FORUM

WE NEED NEW BLOOD

WELCOME TO SL n00bs

BITE ME!

in related news:
teen n00bs occupy Gov. Linden mansion
vampires swarm mansion biting all
rod advises teens to end the occupation

HOLY BATSHIT RODVIK

RODVIK CAVES: SECOND LIFE FOR THE BATS

stay tuned much MORE TO COME

IN UNRELATED NEWS:

LAIN is NOT Bams

Ann O'toole is BAMS

CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - THANK YOU

TT, TL, and TC would like to thank you reading this trash blog.  It has been a fun experience for all of us here.

************TROLL OF THE WEEK*************

IMA RANG

LAST CALL AT THE SALOON

HAPPY HOUR DENIED

gV SUCKS THE HOT BALLS OF SATAN

NO PUPPY KISSES FOR ME

NINA RECLAIMS FORUM FROM THE L's (IT MY FUCKING FORUM BITCHES)

NINA: THANK YOU IMA THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 

LIAS LEFT LOATHING

LAIN LEFT LIMPING

GET BACK JO JO GET BACK

in related news:
Joey posts to SUICIDE thread
MayaSily angst ridden over Ima's return to SLF - OH NOOOOOOOO!

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EDITORIAL CORRECTION
Orfeu caught shagging cabin boy 
(FC apologises to Orfeu for any embarrassment (or missed encounters) our incorrect reporting may have caused)

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STORM LEAKS CAC SECRETS

EXCLUSIVE: THIS JUST IN OUR FC MAILBOX

DECODER RINGS SENT TO ALL SURVIVORS

LAIN FRUSTRATED DENIED CAC INVITATION

TC, TL, TT INVITATIONS REJECTED

TOUT BEGS FOR DONATIONS

INTERWEBZ SECRETS REVEALED

JOEY'S NO DRAMA ZONE ESTABLISHED

in related news:
WHILST SELECTING MELONS and CARROTS VENUS STATES: "I AM FORUM CONFIDENTIAL"
MULCH VAPORIZES WEED and does NOT share.

GET BACK JO JO GET BACK GET BACK...

...TO REALITY
JOLENE'S HYPEREMOTIONAL RANTS SAVE gV

CAC are CRIMINALS - "THEY ARE LIARS"

FC HORRORS - "THEY HURT ME"

JO JO OUTS VENUS AS VENUS - DUH!
FC WHORES.  FORUM WHORES here a whore there a whore everywhere a whore 
JO JO WAS A WOMAN WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN
GET BACK JO JO GET BACK
FLOUNCE 86 - GET BACK JO JO

COME TELL US YOUR STORY JO JO
FLOUNCE AGAIN FROM FC

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in unrelated news:
Orfeu shags cabin girl.