5.07.2011

ELDERS ANNOUNCE: WE STAY!!!

DRAMAFEST OVER!!!

ELF CLAN TO STAY IN SL!!! http://elfclanvr.grouply.com/message/1697

LL WARNED: YOU BROUGHT US TO THE (ELF) BRINK!!

FREE EAR TRIMS WITH PIPE AND DRUM ENTERTAINMENT!!

We hope the elves are happy! We predict a rise in elf births two weeks' hence!

SLO: ECHO CHAMBER!!

BUT NO ONE IS LISTENING!!

Sus-Sus posts EMPIRE AVENUE lure and NO ONE REPLIES!! (24 Mar 2011)

The appeal (for her) is "it's really cool. It's about influence peddling; incorporating all the most popular forms of social media. You can buy friends and influence your enemies (dancing emoticon)"

WHAT INFLUENCE IS SUS-SUS PEDDLING?!

Here's the real reason: "It's so cool they put my piccie on the home page (angel emoticon)"

SUS-SUS, What you see there is a random generator of fake and real photos of people with fake and real names. Sure enough, today's snapshot is without MP.

http://www.empireavenue.com/

5.06.2011

UPDATE! ELVISH REDUX!!

RODVIK HEARS CHIRPING!!

FREE TIER!! FREE MASSAGES!!

ELDERS PAUSE AND POLL!!

SUSPENSE!! DRAMA!!

http://elfclanvr.grouply.com/message/1669

FIELD TRIP!! SUS-SUS'S SHOP!!


WHAT DOES SUS-SUS SELL?

SEE-THRU FISHNET BOOTY TOPS AND SHORTS!!

NO COPY/NO MODIFY NO REFUNDS!!!

LADIES WHO LUNCH ADOPT AS GROUP UNIFORM!!

SIMPY MERRYMAN = SUSPIRIA FINUCANE?!

http://slurl.com/secondlife/Castle%20Haven%20Island/213/224/3003

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL BREAKS 10000 VIEWS

OUR FIRST MONTH 
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU


WE LOOK FORWARD TO TRASHING EVERYONE!

WHILST THE CATS AWAY THE gNAT WILL PLAY

ANOTHER FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE!
SCYLLA SEEKS SECLUSION
gNAT PLAYS:


 Suella Ember 

It's unbelievable the people you have to sleep with to get an FA Cup final ticket! .... :-O



 Suella Ember 

@ 
@ I think the saying goes "wish is father of the thought"! :D (Although if you can get me an FA Cup ticket ....!)
 Nathaniel Scorpio 

@ 
@ Your ticket's in the mail, by the way.

UNCOVERED: LAIN=NAT EH?

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE!
Are they one in the same?  Is this the alt we were looking for?
ANAGRAM REVEALS SECRET
HE LAIN & NAT - NATHANIEL

NINA DECLARES!!!

QUOTE: "7 MEMBERS ONLINE AND ALL OF THEM ARE MY ALTS!"

MEMBERSHIP ON gV PLUMMETS!!

NINA VOWS "I SHALL SHOULDER THIS BURDEN ALONE! I LOVE TALKING TO MYSELF ANYWAY!"

WE WATCH IN RAPT FASCINATION!!

TROLL of the WEEK!!



This week's award goes to STORM CLARENCE (aka Sus-Sus's paramour and alt!) for his post heralding her new sig that points to her twitters here.

Storm, you are doing a wonderful job reinforcing Sus-Sus's promotional efforts! Tell us how she 'rewards' you for a job well done!!!

P.S. You can be as brutally specific as you like!!


5.05.2011

GREENER PASTURES

A GRAND OPPORTUNITY TO POST A VIDEO...AND SUS MISSES!
NOSTALGIA AIN'T WHAT IT USE TO BE: "I FOUND GREENER PASTURES"

"HOW TO" BOOK COMING!



FIVE WEEKS AND COUNTING!!

YES, READERS, IT'S BEEN FIVE (COUNT 'EM!) WEEKS SINCE SUS-SUS POSTED ON HER FLOG!!

MISSING HER MUSINGS YET?!

MISSING HER ACCUSATIONS?? HER PARANOIAS?!

SLCONFIDENTIAL WANTS TO KNOW JUST HOW MUCH YOU MISS SUSPIRIA!!

We're still waiting for those other names 'to be confirmed'!!

gV YOU CAN"T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

We researched and we uncovered the truth:
DEC. 7TH PEARL HARBOR DAY - LAIN DROPS BOMBS: "If people have something to say, they should have the balls to come over here, and say it to the people directly, rather than making lame ass, off-handed quips about people in places where they are unable to defend themselves."

"I understand that the group of people I'm talking about are cowards, hiding behind the anonymoty of the internet and the protection of their respecive forum admin/mod teams to keep them safe from anyone who might say bad things back to them.... but if you were really an adult, and had any fuking belief in the bullshit you were spouting you would bring it here where it can be discussd in the open..."
"So here's your chance. All of the fukwads who have something to say can get over here and say it. Have some balls..." "... let's see what you're made of"


DIDN'T PEP GET BANNED FROM gV (gotVenom) FOR THESE REASONS?  
WE THINK HE GOT BANNED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T MISSPELL ANY OF HIS CRITICISMS.

CHALLENGE TO OSSIAN!! COUNT YOUR TWEETS!!

OSSIAN TALLIES DAILY FORUM POSTS!!

WHAT ABOUT THE TWEETS!?!

PRECIPITOUS DROP IN CHIRPS OVER THE PAST TWO WEEKS!!

COULD IT BE THAT EMPIRE AVENUE IS ABOUT TO CLOSE?!

EXTRA!! ELVES FLEE SL FOR INWORLDZ!!

'THRIVING' COMMUNITY HITS THE SKIDS OVER BILLING FIASCO!!

THREATS TO CLIP EARS FALL ON DEAF ONES!!

'DRAMAFREE ZONE' IN SL TO BECOME 'DRAMAHO ZONE' IN INWORLDZ!!

TECHNICAL PROBLEMS ABOUND IN THE NEW ELF HOVEL!!

After dealing with various and sundry billing issues with LL over the years, the elves have HAD IT!! We do not know why the Head Elf decided to submit a ticket (OH NOES!) over phoning LL directly, but the elves have always been somewhat indirect in dealings with humans.

http://elfclanvr.grouply.com/message/1645

SUS-SUS FREAKS OUT!!

MICKEY POLICES TWEETS

SEEKS RL CONFIRMATIONS

SUS-SUS ASKS:

@MickeyETC Seeing if an AV is real? hmmmm 5 May 02:49am

WE INVITE MICKEY TO POST THE EVIDENCE HERE!!!


5.03.2011

ANONYMOUS NAVAL GAZES!!

(UN)POPULAR ANONYMOUS ASKS 'ARE WE BORED YET?'

YES! WE ARE BORED OF SPAMMERS!!!

DEAR BOLD ANONYMOUS: 'WHY DO YOU VISIT IF YOU ARE BORED?'

CREATE SOME DRAMA AND OUT YOURSELF!!

NEWS!! SUS-SUS AND OSSIAN A COUPLE!!!

SUS-SUS PROCLAIMS 'GF' TO A MAN!!!

VOWS TO MAKE A CHANGE!!
@_ossian_ Yea, I should change my image huh

TWO MEN 'PLAYING' GIRLS?!

WE HEAR WEDDING BELLS!!

(Pets to be bridesmaids!)

5.02.2011

SLING SHAGS STORM

YOUR READ IT HERE FIRST.
STORM MADE A POST THE OTHER DAY REGARDING FATHERING 6 PRIM CHILDREN.  WE WERE ON IT!  CONFIDENTIAL UNCOVERS THE TRUTH:
Re: Confessions and apologies of a serial SL heartbreaker...

NO !!!
You can NOT move on Mr Clarence.
I can not 'move on'. I'm expecting your prim baby in 7 months time.

@SLING IF STORM IS TOO CHEAP TO SEND YOU L'S TO TAKE CARE OF HIS RESPONSIBILITY, WE WILL COVER FOR THIS DEADBEAT DAD.



RUN!

NEW ME WRITES: The meaning of the word "friend" has become a pale shadow of what it once was. If I ever see Mark Zuckerberg in person I'm going to kick him squarely in the nuts.


NEW ME WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU WHO NEEDS ENEMIES.  SOME LADIES LIKE THEIR MEN'S NUTS INTACT!

NINA AND THE ACCOUNTANT






NINA MOST OF YOUR LAST 20 SIGN UPS CAME FROM CONFIDENTIAL.  PERHAPS YOU WANT TO THROW A FEW LINDENS THIS WAY.
MAYBE WE CAN EXCHANGE BANNERS!!!

FLASH!! RODVIK DECLARES!!

SL GENDER = RL GENDER!!

PROJECTS OVER 70% REDUCTION IN DRAMA!!

GNAT FACED WITH LIFE-ALTERING DECISION!!

SUS-SUS VOLUNTARILY PERMABANS SELF!!!

SL FORUM FALLS HARD FOR SOFT PORN!!!

AMANDA TELLS MODS 'TAKE THE DAY OFF'

SCYLLA FEATURED...NO GNAT?!?

SUS-SUS PLOTS COMEBACK!!

5.01.2011

RAUL - MASTERMIND?!?

SLO POSTING DROPS PRECIPITOUSLY!!

RAUL: LONELY MAN ON AN EMPTY FORUM!

CALLS ON LADIES THAT LUNCH TO RIC AWAY!!

THREADS POOF!!