SLO: DEAD ZONE!!

SLO's Raul Rehnquist grasps at lurker counts to justify relevance of SLO here. Analysis of users shows:


18 users have post counts of 100 or over
of them:
9 posted in the past week (SLO = crack for this lot)
5 have not posted since Dec 2010


7 users have post counts of 50 - 100


The vast majority have post counts in single digits and membership has not appreciably grown in the past three months.


WE DECLARE SLO DEAD!!!

THE PSYCHOLOGIST AND THE MADMAN

IMA WRITES: "Now…I’m done.  Let it die."
IS IMA DONE? WILL IMA EVER BE DONE?


SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO FORUM CONFIDENTIAL
OSTENSIBLY THIS ISSUE WILL NOT DIE
MORE HEADLINES TO FOLLOW


ANSWER OUR POLL!

CRY ME A RIVER! FORUM CONFIDENTIAL BAN

gV BAD BOY CRIES!  ev0L BANNED FROM CONFIDENTIAL!
'Being banned from posting on a blog while never having done so...so I am feeling robbed."
AWW ev0L do you need some technical assistance?  
NOBODY GETS BANNED AT FORUM CONFIDENTIAL - BUT YOU MAY BE THE FIRST!
NO CRYING PERMITTED.  
YOU WANTED THE ATTENTION YOU GOT IT!

PROK PROWLS IN OFF HOURS!!!

PROKOFY NEVA: TECHCRUNCH AFTER-PARTY ROCKS!!


PROWLS FOR SINGLE GEEKY MEN AT FUCKCLUB!!


FINDS ROCK STAR 'UNIMPRESSIVE'!!

WHO IS LEEHERE?

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL WANTS TO KNOW!


IS SHE:
FORUM MAVERICK
SEATTLE SLUT
STONER
GOSSIP WRITER
HUMORIST
STALKER
FORUM HO :)
PEACEKEEPER
KGB (for the Americans: I looked into her eyes and saw KGB) 
LIAS LOVER (I like the aliteration)
LAIN LOVER (eh! aliteration!)
BOTTLE WASHER
BABYSITTER (think Cody)
OTOLARYNOLOGIST
CURATOR
OTHER


WHO IS THIS AVATAR?  WE WANT TO KNOW!

COUGAR SEEKS TOYBOYS

All right, which one of you was it?

DEMANDS HYPERSENSITIVE AMATEUR ASTROLOGER CODY

I GOT BITEN BY A FELLOW FORUMITE
Who signed me up for all this "Cougars looking for cubs"?  I don't visit dating websites, so somebody had to sign me up darn it. Fess up!


ev0l claims:"I submitted someones cellphone email to mailing lists"
Chaos backs away and asserts: "Not me. I signed you up for 'midget porn'"
LeeHere sighs.

MATCHMAKER MATCHMAKER MAKE ME A MATCH

WE KNOW THE PERSONALITY NOW LET'S MATCH HER TO HER MATE.

WE AT FORUM CONFIDENTIAL AIM TO PROVIDE SCYLLA WITH HER PERFECT ROMANCE

SHE: Just another left-leaning bleeding-heart urban socialist pacifist Feminist  Yeah, that's right.  She's Canadian.  Wanna make something of it?

HER POTENTIAL MATCHES:

Pep

Mike the moderator

Lain

Perrie 

Darrius

Ossian

Storm

Griffin

Gypsy

Derek

Wad

Wasted

Tarzan

Ian

Raul

Tem

Orfus

Dresden

Canoro

Torley

Luc

Dogboat

Wilhiam

Can any of these names satisfy this woman's desires?

If you feel you "have what it takes" please write a letter to the editor.

LETS DISCUSS!

Tomorrow we'll try to match gNat with his perfect partner.