...to the IMA RANG PROTECTION LEAGUE
IRPL’s goals are to
protect Ima Rang and any stated affiliates, such as WH, by any means necessary. The methods we will employ will include, but will not be limited to:
1) Censorship via pulled Anonymous posts of any comments we feel are not sufficiently fawning to IR.
2) Censorship via the on again/off again ability to post as anonymous or under a typed in name.
3) Nonsensical postings under our Anonymous names of TT and TC.
4) Equally nonsensical postings under Anonymous and our SL names.
5) Exhibiting thin-skinned butthurt when challenged on anything, but especially in regards to IR.
6) Mocking and maligning anyone whom voices descent to our main goal. It should be noted that it does not matter how reasoned such descent is, its mere existence is anathema to our cause.
7) One preferred method will be to accuse any and all of being the much loved and respected Seicher Rae. This is a great smoke screen. We recommend a vaporisor.
8) We will use and collect IP addresses and DNA as we see fit or threaten that we are. Conversely, we will routinely state loudly that we do not care about IP addresses or DNA. Contraception is a great tool.
9) Similarly, we will state loudly and often that this is just a goofy entertainment blog that no one should take seriously for any reason. We ourselves, of course, will take all of this very seriously because we have protection to do.
10) We will encourage the foulest and most disgusting posts by Anonymous imaginable that fall within our guidelines to further our cause. We feel that these, and other methods, will greatly appeal to the three thousand readers who share our goals.
After all, it is how we’ve run the blog when it was called SLC. Sincerely, TT and TC your Anonymous Hypocritical Dirt Bags, Boot Lickers In Chief, and bottle-washers.
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