THE FC TABLOID DIET PLAN

IT'S THE NEWEST... IT'S THE HOTTEST...IT'S ALL THE RAGE!  IT'S THE

FC

TABLOID DIET

 TRIM THAT FORUM DEAD WEIGHT IN JUST 20 DAYS

***RECENT FAT JOKES CAUSE MODERATORS TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR
***MEMBERSHIP IS OUTRAGED: VOWS TO TRIM THEIR ASSES

Pep believes in the "Butterfly Effect" One small joke about a fat lady - I wonder if she sings - and a whole forum reverberates with the consequences.

SCMKII SAYS YES TO THE FC TABLOID DIET

EAT CORN

cartoon compliments of Ima Rang

THE UNWELCOME MAT OF SCMKII

TC DENIED POSTING AT SCMKII
TC WAITS FOR PROCESSING

(taken from Viv's SC profile)

Vivianne Draper

TC of FC is a poopiehead 

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TC of FC is my username on SC, but TC hasn't been permitted to post.

Viv, honey, give a girl a break.  At least let me make 1 post.

Viv wrote: "I have been posting under it (Vivianne Draper) for 5 years and a lot of people know me personally and off line who met me under it. If I, as Vivianne Draper, start a 'publication' in order to trash other people, my reputation will suffer."
FC WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SHIT RUBIES AND DIAMONDS WITH YOUR PEARLY POSTS OF WISDOM?


SC has not authorised my posting to their forum threads.  I can understand their reasoning as TT's posts on SC were repeatedly met with invectives and name calling.  The people that responded to TT assume I will fill their eyes with unsavory name calling, trolling, and other assorted distasteful forum discourse.   FC thinks they do a good job of it on their own.


I''ll take this opportunity to respond to one person at SC: Io Zeno
Io wrote:    "Yeah why don't you (TT) fuck off and die or something?"
TC: This was 'its' welcome to SCMKII?  Is Io as educated as 'it' is articulate?   
Io wrote:    "You are nobody anyone gives a shit about so you are trying to create fake drama on this forum and get traffic for your rambling, uninteresting, boring crap of a blagh, what an accomplishment."
TC: But we are somebody.  We were invited to the SC dance by your moderators.  We get more traffic to our blog with NOT having a feed to SC...the feed eats at our traffic numbers.  Your statement is a fail.
Io wrote:   "Pathetic turd."
TC: Turds never die.  You can't have it both ways.    

HAN'S ASS FEARS FC!!

Only the BOLD ASSES make it over to Forum Confidential to entertain us!! HAN isn't one of them.

HAN WHAT DO YOU FEAR??

You hide like a hermit in the Alaskan tundra. Come out in the bright light to FC and 'entertain' us.

We know you're transfixed by FC because you're always referring to us (TYVM!).

You're still an ass.

BAD ASSES...

...CALL OUT THE BIG ASSES.

AND PEP GETS CORNED: OLD NEWS
ORFEU MILES: "I dunno this forum (SC) sometimes has me confused on the question of style. The banners would have you believe it is a habitat of bad-asses...but most of the posts I have read here...are a never ending group hug.  I don't care either way...but there is a cognitive dissonance between SC11's marketing and its current content.
Could it be, that y'all started out as bad asses...and as is typical...after showing each other pictures of your kids and shit...settled into something...um... a little more settled.?"

ORFEU, FC WANTS TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON YOUR DILEMMA--

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS:
"THE BIG ASSES of SC ARE FIGHTING THE BAD ASSES of FC."
Hats off to Pep and CaTo.