4.23.2011

YOU'RE NOBODY! SCYLLA INFORMS INTELLECTUALS

In one of her responses to an open letter on Confidential.

THE MISSING LINK...

By Randolph E. Schmid, Associated Press Writer.
Chimpanzees may have been using stone “hammers” as long as 4,300 years ago. An international research team, led by archaeologist Julio Mercader of the University of Calgary, Canada, said Monday it had uncovered the hammers, dated to that time, in the West African country Ivory Coast. It would be the earliest known use of tools by chimpanzees.
The hammers were used to crack nuts, a behavior still seen in chimps in that area, the researchers said in a paper in the online edition of Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.
The finding may indicate that a “chimpanzee stone age” began in ancient times, the researchers say.


                    ********we need to know********
SLConfidential wants to know the material(s) used to produce Ima's hammer?

IMAFEISTYHAMMER DELETES AGAIN!!!

Yes, she's done it again! Imafeistyhammer Rang has deleted her 'expose' aka 'truth' on Seicher once again (plus that odd repost of some psychobabble drivel). We think it is because Seicher posted the ENTIRE CONTENTS (yawn...stretches) of her and an alt's IMs with 'The Hammer'. Reading the HUGE WALL OF TEXT (which, of course, we left to our plebes along with some popcorn and beer) provides the context and demonstrates how fawning Ima can be when she thinks that she is on to information that is worth keeping for later use.

WE WANT MORE DETAILS!! We are certain that both Feisty and S/L have more INFORMATION from those logs...with anyone and everyone...worth sharing HERE!!

Again, WE PRINT ALL COMMENTS UNEDITED!!! Let 'er rip girls!

4.22.2011

gotVirtual in a DEATHSPIRAL...

...McLovin blames planetary moderators.  Lias states gV now run like SLU.
Pigs, they are all pigs.  
Pep banned...Tarzan calls him a spammer: "Pep interfered with the functioning of the forum. Through shear volume of spam he made it very difficult to follow threads. I support the decision to remove Pep for that alone."  TARZAN: WE THINK PEP *WAS* THE GV FORUM!


IS THERE A MISALIGNMENT IN THE PLANETS - WE THINK SO.  


We are polishing our telescopes to get a closer look at these celestial spheres!  We will keep you informed.


gotVirtual CHAOS gV gV gV

No need for us to write, it's all right here:
PEP

Mr. Pep, they can throw you out of all the hotels in the world - we will always have a bed and keyboard available for you.

4.21.2011

HOT OFF THE PRESS!! SUS-SUS FEATURES NUDE SHOT IN PROFILE!!!

It has come to our attention that Sus-Sus, who disapproves vehemently of public displays of 'slutwear' and nudity features a NUDE FEMALE SHOT in her profile picks!!! She can try to deny it, she may even REMOVE IT as a result of this EXPOSE!!

Her pick features a shop called A Mist from the Woods and the photo shows a naked woman reclining on her back. While we cannot claim to have ever seen the Sus avatar naked, we can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that THIS IS NOT HER in the photo. It may be one of her 'girls' she turned out for the photograph.

Just another example how hypocritical Sus can be...to chastise and deride one person for non-PG appearance yet feature NUDITY IN HER OWN PROFILE!!

We predict this photo will be gone within 24 hours. Faster than a Gypsy comment!!

YUMMIE CHUMMY!! PEP & SEICHER: LUV FEST!

Upon close reading of a recent blog post on Pserendipity Daniels' blog, we at Confidential have come to the uncontroversial conclusion that Pep and Seicher are having an AFFAIR!! It is common knowledge that they have been good friends for awhile. Pep used to be featured in Seicher's (or, was it Leia's?) Picks page of her profile. However, last year during all the flame war between S/L and Imafeisty Hammer, S/L wisely removed her reference to Pep to shield him from the fray. If that ain't love, we don't know what is!!!!

Now that Seicher rarely posts on the forum and Pep has been temporarily silenced, their affections have emerged in post comments on Pep's blog.

AN EXAMPLE from Seicher!!

"btw, Since it is obvious I'm weak and must have my Pep fix despite my "no Forum news" policy, your official "followers" list has increased."

Does FOLLOWERS = STALKERS?!? We can only wonder what, in it's entirety, would a 'Pep fix' include?

PEP REPLIES:

"Seicher, you can't fool me. Just because I am banned from the official SL forums doesn't mean I didn't notice that you had posted there!!!"

Even in his banned state, Pep still wanders to the forum in read-only mode to cast his lust-filled eyes upon the writings of his belov'd Seicher. Awwwww...and she didn't even attend Vassar! OR a Canadian trade school!

WE haul out the red carpet and invite the luvbirds to post their respective IMs to each other HERE for the WORLD to SEE!! We wait with baited breaths!!

THE BOOK OF SL REVELATION...THE WHORE"S apocalyptic downfall...

...is prophesied to take place in the hands of the beast with seven "alts" and ten horns.


SEICHER WRITES: IMA IS THE WHORE OF BABYLON

And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: and upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH.



QUINN SUFFERS HEADACHE!! CAUSES REVEALED!!

Confidential has just learned that perennial nice girl, Quinn Morani, is suffering HEADACHES from the stress caused by the ranting and malicious twitters and posts of the cabal to whom she is attached!!
Just last night she tweets:
quinnmorani @ImaRangSL @_Suspiria_ I'm off to bed too to sleep off a headache. Good night!

This is no surprise to us because she just finished reading yet another of gNat's rants about unnamed 'others' whose brains he 'owns':

NathanScorpio Because the way they obsess over us isn't just funny, it's hilarious. We own them. They can't stop themselves.

We agree!! We love hilarity! Tell us some of the LIES 'they' have been spreading!!! Certainly not at all like the TRUTHS that come from Sus's paranoid rantings or Ima's selective and slanted snips and cuts of reams of (mostly boring) dialogue!!

TELL US THE LIES!!! We print all comments unedited!!

P.S. Has anyone else noticed how Quinn's forum posts have gotten shorter and shorter? All that time twittering has reduced her thoughtful essays to short bursts of gush. Have another aspirin, Quinn.

LIES LIES and more LIES

Griffin reports the following on MEDITATIONS:
NATHANSCORPIO aka gNat condemns lying.
The once female now male alt gNat (and every once-in-a-while female [when the mood strikes her]) claims we are writing nothing but lies.
@NATHANSCORPIO we write what you tweet - you twit.
We want to hear your story.  Write to us and we will publish your words.  

4.20.2011

GYPSY SPEAKS - AGAIN!


I don't think he/she really said anything.  Why remove?  Would Gypsy like to explain?

Gypsy Quixote has left a new comment on your post "We Recommend THIS BLOG!": 

There are 3 sentences .. one for each sir.

Give you something to write? When the thought of you whittling away hours of your pathetic life digging through my trash brings me such joy .. I think not sir.

But help yourself .. and I'm sure you will have no trouble finding the many links I make to my rl identity, so please dig there as well. You see, not only am I no coward, but I also am a public persona and I have no problem treating any stalking, defamation or slander of my sl or rl identity as one in the same.

kthnxbai

Gypsy Quixote has left a new comment on your post "Not for girls and boys...": 

Coward

NAT BOINKS HIS ENTIRE FRIENDS LIST!

You heard it here! While in hot pursuit of Scylla:  "He just had the bad form to tell me that he was falling for me and had the hots for Scylla basically in the same sentence. He pursued me more in the beginning but it was pretty evenly matched."
Seicher we LOVE this stuff! 

WHO'S READING US

We are two weeks new and here are our stats:

Pageviews today
242
Pageviews yesterday
495
Pageviews last month
2,341
Pageviews all time history
2,341


We do not track "our" pageviews.  This is all of you people.  Thank you.  We will continue to bring you all the trash we can get our eyes and ears glued on.  

FLASH!! IMAFEISTY GOES BALLISTIC!!!

It is common knowledge that ImaFeisty Hammer and Seicher Rae/Leia Aie have had a wailing catfight going for MONTHS. At one boring point, they had a tentative truce but that split wide open recently for some reason (details forthcoming!).
Today, Ima erupted in her reopened, public blog again about Seicher/Leia peppered with pastes of dialogue we can only assume were inworld IMs.

What caught us was something at the end of the long tirade:

Imafeisty1's Blog

You don't say?

Stalker Rae 2011.

I don’t care how much or how often Stalker Rae attacks me…But if her attacking the ONLY person in the forums who has never said one single bad thing about anyone in the forums is not indicative of the TRUE nature of Seicher Rae…nothing will ever convince you folks. Enjoy her. No great loss to the community.

Whoever might this be??

It surely can't be Ima's new BFF, Sus. Her attacks are well-known and documented. It cannot be Ima's two friends, Chris and Theia, could it? No, we think Ima is referring to Nathaniel Scorpio, once a notch on Seicher's prim bedpost. Can Ima really think that Nat has NEVER SAID ONE SINGLE BAD THING ABOUT ANYONE?

Readers! Send us your clippings! We know they are there! This needs to be EXPOSED!!

4.19.2011

HEADLINE! STORM and SUS-SUS: ROMANTIC FLING!

It has come BLAZING to our attention that Storm Clarence, supposed bon vivant and man about the forum, CHASED AFTER SUSSY right under our collective eyes!!!
This 'dance of lust' did not escape the KEEN EYES of Imafeisty Hammer! She reports in her recent (and reopened!) blog:

"Remember the good ol’ days Storm? When you came blazing into the forums flirting and chasing Suspiria around the board?"


This is incredible news!! Particularly since Sussy proclaims in her profile that she is 100% LEZ and HATES 99.9% of men. Does this mean that Storm is operated by a woman?? We know there are many on the forum who would leap to his defense! After all, nothing in SL is REAL!

Could this be TRUE?!? WAS THERE A ROMANCE?? We at Confidential WANT TO KNOW!!

PEP SHAGS A CANADIAN BEAVER

NATHANSCORPIO is running amok.  Let SLConfidential recap:
- NATHAN SNAGS AND SHAGS A CANADIAN BEAVER
- ORAL SEX WITH A MAN GOES TERRIBLY WRONG FOR NATHAN
- THE CANADIAN BEAVER DEFENDS HER HALFMAN
- NATHAN WANTS REVENGE - CALLS PEP JEALOUS


We at SLConfidential think Pep "hit" the BEAVER too - why else would gNat be so jealous and call-out Pep?
We at SLConfidential know that Pep doesn't like Canadian Bacon. Canadian Beaver has got to taste better.


We think gNat is about to lose the rest of what wasn't bitten off.
We want photos, but all we have is twitter.


NATHAN WE LOVE CATFIGHTS!

EXPOSED!!! VENUS PETROV: LINDEN EMPLOYEE!!!

It has come to our attention that another SL forumite who just recently emerged from a self-imposed exile, Carole Franizzi, has done our dirty work for us by exposing Venus Petrov as a LINDEN EMPLOYEE!!!!

Carole has performed us all a service by not only exposing Venus' true fake identity, but calling her out on posting under something other than her fake Linden name.

EVIDENCE:

First, Venus writes a bland 'we worked our fucking asses off making changes for the world' as is typical of her holier-than-thou attitude.

Reply to Quinn Morani - view message

It is those of us who have stayed and worked with LL (hard) to make these changes happen. Y'all are welcome to come back now.

Then, wise Carole CALLS HER ON IT!

Reply to Venus Petrov - view message

Are you telling me some ex old-forumites had some sort of official collaboration with LL over the reconstruction? How were they chosen? Do they have special powers? If so, I'd like to know

Venus replies with an attempt at distracting the flow by referring to Sus's well-documented paranoia.

Reply to Carole Franizzi - view message

I am telling you no such thing. ....

And, special powers? Not to my knowledge unless you ascribe to the fantasy of one former, well-known poster who believes there is a special Hit Squad deployed by the moderators to suppress others.

I, like others, provided feedback to LL via the Community Feedback subforum and via attending the Community Tools User Group meetings (CTUG). Those have been the pathways available to me and everyone else and I have used them.

This sounds VERY shady to US!!

Still persistent (because she senses that she is ON TO SOMETHING, Carole writes:

Reply to Venus Petrov - view message

Curiouser and curiouser...so some posters (among whom you) have knowledge of what Linden employees read? Am I to assume you're now employed by LL although you maintain your Petrov surname? Where can I go to read up on how forumites who were once ordinary SL residents were recruited to the company as official spokesmen (and women, of course)? I'm obviously waaaay behind things here...

Then writes:

Reply to Venus Petrov - view message

So you're NOT a Linden employee (or volunteer)? You gave the impression you were in your last two messages, Venus.


We at Confidential know that impressions are EVERYTHING!!! Venus knew exactly what she was doing. Obfuscating and tossing about diversionary bombs in the thread to distract from its true subject...essentially 'LET'S ALL TWEET!'

RAUL ATTEMPTS A SAVE!

With a viewership of 3 Raul made a desperate attempt to save his forum with this outstanding post:
Nicolas Cage bailed out of jail in New Orleans 


Leave the SENSATIONALISED HEADLINES to us Raul.  We would have wrote: Cage Uncaged in N.O.
But Mr. Cage is not worth the bandwidth.


We at SLConfidential think Raul is talking to himself - well, since Sus abandoned his forum, anyway. 

EXTRA!! TROLL OF THE WEEK HIDES!!

It has come to our attention that our first Troll of the Week, ImaFeisty Hammer, has once again closed her blog to readers. We can now announce confidently that she has experienced a DRAMATIC DROP IN READERSHIP!!!

Ima first splashed on the blogosphere with tl;dr drivel about various SL forumites. It was not gossip or rumor -- NO! -- it was pure, unadulterated HATE!! After being ignored in the forum for her transgressions, she attempted a 'do over' and tried to assure forum readers that she was NOT THE PERSON WE THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS (FAKE!!) -- she was ...dare we expose this?...SOMEONE ELSE!!

All was quiet for awhile until she closed her blog and then suddenly opened it again with all history wiped clean and a set of videos of her dancing. Talk about booorrrring!!! Obviously, this was not to last long because, as an old dog, she is back to her old tricks and she, once again, tossed slime in the guise of INFORMATION to readers questioning motivations on posting about her BFF, Suspiria Finucane. Wait a minute, I thought that Chris Norse and Theia Magic were her BFFs but OH WELL! And, doesn't MP have her own flog in which she can defend her sensitive self???

After a 'review' of her new content by another blog, The Hammer has once again closed her blog. At this point, we question her motivation behind even having a blog!! She has, in effect, muted her own voice and performed a VITAL PUBLIC SERVICE!!!

Awards +1 Kudo!

4.18.2011

CONFESSION!!! SUS DIGS THE VIBE!

We at Confidential would never have believed it unless it came from the sow's own words but here it is:

@SoCaliGirl123 Thank you as well :) I love positive people :)

That's right! You read it here!! Suspiria aka Sus aka MP aka 'The Queen' gets off on a positive vibe! This is a new revelation as so many of her posts in the forum have been so negative! However, nothing escapes the keen reportage of our crack team and we have discovered that this is all part of Sus's grand strategy secretly known as 'The Magnet'.

In this strategy, Sus puts out major negative energy to pull as much positive energy her way. All the positive energy flowing toward her brings her oodles of luck, an uptick in re-tweets, and the rapt adoration of her fawning crowd. Yes, some of the same crowd who have enabled her bad behavior (much more evidence forthcoming).


Sus also confessed:

How many forms of Social Media do you participate in? Is an addict someone in more than 10? I may qualify ;)

Is that 'qualify' as your fake name, Sus, or as your real name? One thing seems certain, the 'form of Social Media' known as the Second Life Forum is no longer on her list. It has been replaced by Twitter, effectively canceling each other out.

One step forward; one step back!

NATHANSCORPIO SPURNS VENUS' ADVANCES!

Hot off the twitter wire. Hell hath no fury... Ossain tells Scorpio - COULD IT BE!?
We at SLConfidential have a lot of news to sort out.  A few short minutes ago he had a *he* biting off his sculpty.   What do these women and men see in this Scorpio(n)?

SECRET FORMULA EXPOSED!!!

One avid SL forum poster, Quinn Morani, has been closely watching the elevation of Residents to Members to Advisors to...well, you get the gist and has publicly stated:

@TheiaMagic I dunno. I think it's some secret formula of posts and "accepted solutions" and kudos.

YES! SECRET! While others have debated whether or not these movements upward and, in at least once case exposed here, downward, are part of a well-planned strategy developed by Amanda Linden and taken operational by the Mods aided and abetted by the HIT SQUAD (more names to be confirmed), Quinn has hit on the true secret!!

IT IS A FORMULA! We look forward to her confirmation with Suspiria Finucane, refuting publicly that misguided, misinformed soul, and set her on the road to REDEMPTION! Is that POSSIBLE!?!?

YES! We at The Forum Confidential believe that anyone can be redeemed!!

4.17.2011

SCORPIO CHARGES: HE BIT IT OFF!!!!

NATHANSCORPIO, according to his latest twitter while having sex: NathanScorpio @TheiaMagic Sculpty Dick?!? He bit off my - well, he bit off something.

NEWS FLASH! People Write Using FAKE NAMES!

It has come to our attention that there are readers who are unhappy that some people write using fake names!!! Many, well, most of these readers have fake names, too! Confusing? Yes! Entertaining? Most definately! As one put it, 'No wonder they don't give their names - I certainly wouldn't want anyone knowing I wrote that poorly if I were them.'
FAKE!

We seek someone, anyone in SL who is posting, tweeting, or blogging to step forward and tell us you are doing so using your REAL NAME!! First and last, mind you, and not display names. Why, some have spent hours...days! pondering names. Who might this person be? Or, that one? Are their writing styles the same or different? Didn't they use the word 'jejune' one too many times?

We aim to get to the bottom of this phenomena. People with fake names 'calling out' other people with fake names!! To complicate matters, there are people with fake names who create other people with fake names. Oy ve! The mind boggles. That's one thing nice about SL, your reputation's changeable! You don't have to create an alt to escape your past!

Now, aint that great news to start your week!

TROLL of the WEEK!


This week's Troll of the Week goes out to Scylla Rhiadra! Scylla helped inaugurate the new Identity and Relationships subforum by posting an OP directed at the LGBTI community. Scylla took care to identify herself as 'not a member' and offered to step back if someone 'more qualified' wished to start a similar thread. The mind races to sort out how one would qualify themselves to Scylla! Ten questions, anyone?