IMMY CRIES: I NEEDED HELP!

Imnotgoing Sideways wrote: "Not long ago, I admitted to having psychological/psychiatric problems"...
I GOT HELP and some SLICK MEDS.


Tells everyone they should seek help and meds: IT'S YOUR TURN! IMMY DECLARES!

WRITERS STRIKE SETTLED! START THE PRESSES!

We're back!  We missed you and we hope you missed us.  
Now, who were we last trashing?
Send in your letters to the editors.  We want to hear from you. 




EXTRA!
We lost many of your letters to the editors, and some posts of ours.  We are in negotiation to get them reinstated.  We have copies, but it is too onerous to rebuild each post.  With any luck (and today is Friday 13th,) everything will be rebuilt by blogger.

NO TARZAN: YOU JANE!

ENOUGH WRITTEN!

REPRIEVE GRANTED! PEP IS FREE TO PURSUE SHEEP ON gV

THE MODS SPEAK!
the appeal for inhabitant pep is now concluded.
the appeal thread has been marked read-only.

the inhabitants permanent ban has been commuted to a one week ban. by logging in, the inhabitant will agree to the following:

1. their username will be reverted to 'pep', without a reboot of the cooling down process
2. they will carry a 10 point infraction penalty for 120 days
3. inhabitant will cease with any attempts to negotiate behaviour with the mcp

this appeal is the final verdict. there will be no further appeals of this ruling.

please allow this to serve as a reminder: the antivirus modules function outside the realm of infractions and warnings. this is how it has been since day 0, and this is how it will remain in the future.
if an inhabitant finds themselves being followed by one of the antivirus modules, it is suggested they take stock of their behaviour and take the steps necessary to appear less virus-like.


COME TELL US YOUR STORY!
WILL PEP GO BACK?  WHY?

FLASH!! SUS-SUS IS LINKEDIN!!!

MAKING A NAME IN THE WORLD OF RL PROFESSIONALS!!

FLOG = EXAMPLE OF HER 'CREATIVITY'!!

SFS X-TREME IS "FINE ART"!!

NO EMAIL INTROS PHULEEZE!!

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/suspiria-finucane/31/6a/ba0

HENCHMEN

GREENER PASTURES TURN SUS-SUS BLUE.
MISSES POSTING VIDEOS:
WILL MAKE A GUEST APPEARANCE EVERY SO OFTEN.
SYCOPHANTS PRAISE SUS-SUS's DETERMINATION

QUINN, DEE-DEE, OSSIAN ET AL, POST ANYWAY DEFY SUS-SUS.

THIS

JANE RUNS!

HIS PENIS!
EWWW!  GLAD THIS LADY DIDN'T GET A POLAROID.

HEY!  WHO ARE YOU CALLING A LADY!

CLANCY! DID I SPELL IT CORRECT?
YES HE IS TARZAN.
HE LIKES TO SEND NAKED POLAROIDS OF HIS PENIS TO FEMALE FORUMITES!
CLANCY IS TARZAN!

JANE RUNS!
LIAS LAUGHS!
gV IMAGE ISSUES.

WASTED CALLS HIMSELF OUT!!

Via today's gV: "I am a burning hot potato"

Lian charges: "I am a burning hot poobag"

Is LIAS next? "I am a burning hot hobag"

What about LeeHere? "I am burning hawt"

PEP STRIKES ME..COLEEN CRISS CRIES!

But, she explains: he mostly amuses himself. 
WE DIDN'T TAKE PEP FOR A LIFESTYLER!
IS HE PRACTISING FOR HIS DATE WITH gNat's alt?

Mean ol' Ima: I condensed my spiritual beliefs to Yada Yada

Didn't you mean Yoda Yoda?
Feel the force young Imawalker.

MOTHER'S DAY SHOCKER

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE!

IT'S SPLITSVILLE!!!

YOU READ it on FORUM CONFIDENTIAL FIRST!

EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE!

gNat SWATTED!        IT'S OVER!!!

BURTON AND TAYLOR 

BULLOCK AND JAMES

MADONNA AND RITCHIE

COLE AND COLE

we can add to the list:

RHIADRA AND SCORPIO

SCYLLA AND gNAT SEEK SECLUSION!

Forum Confidential has learned from a very reliable source that it has been declared "over" by the two forum ex-lovers.  "The pressure was unbearable" states Scylla.  

It was last rumored that gNat was admitting himself into a Scylla supported (and authorised) suicide clinic for abused avatars.  WILL gNat WHACK HIS AVATAR??? WILL HE COME BACK AS A BEAVER FURRY!

CANADA REJOICES AT THE NEWS! O'CANADA HEARD BEING SUNG ON EVERY STREET CORNER!

OSSIAN DECIDES!! SUS-SUS SHOCKED!!

OSSIAN HANDS COLLAR TO MISTRESS!!

CAUSES DISTRESS TO SUS-SUS!!

MONTHS OF SOCIAL MEDIA SWEET TALK DOWN THE TUBES!!