5.21.2011

THE SCORPION PAPERS

EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE! EXCLUSIVE!
ANONYMOUS POSTS THE SCORPION PAPERS
29. May 20, 2010 10:51 AM  in response to: XXXXXXX
Re: Is it ok to play as a female avatar if you are reallife male ? and do I have to tell anybody? 

Nathaniel Scorpio wrote: My original avi was female (we can assume gNat is the "alt") played as her for two years. I still bring her out now and then as a change of pace.

I always made it very clear in both profile and chat that I would not give any RL details. My assumption then, my assumption still, is that anyone who was bothered that I wouldn’t provide any verification of who I claimed to be didn’t deal with me and the people who couldn’t care less about who I was in RL did deal with me.  By the way, that’s part of the reason I got tired of playing that avi and am much happier as Nathaniel.

One time, I was talking with a minotaur who was hitting on me. Out of curiosity I was encouraging him until he said ‘Prove to me you’re female in real life.” My response? I said “Prove to me you’re a minotaur in real life and I’ll prove to you I’m female in real life” and walked away.

But I don’t regret the time I spent in a female avi. I honestly think it helped me be a better man. It certainly helped me be a better dressed man.

Blah blah blah and more...

Telling? Telling of what? And in case you didn't notice, there are a lot of women in this thread who don't seem to have a problem with it.  I also wonder why you bother being in-world at all if you’re just going to be the same as you are real-world.
My observations from that time are: 
Men are pigs.
Women have better clothing options.
Men are pigs.
Many men will continue hitting on you long after you’ve made it clear to anyone with more than a pre-school education that you aren’t interested, which of course leads to:
Men are pigs.
You need to tread carefully around women, but men are easily fooled.
Men are pigs.

SUS-SUS READIES FOR THE RAPTURE!!

SUS-SUS TWEETS: Toodles Tweeters! Have a Super Saturday! See you later if the rapture doesn't take me ;) 21 May 16:21pm

FB DINGING FAKE SL NAMES IS FINAL STRAW!! OUCH!!

ONE SOCIAL MEDIA OUTLET DOWN THE TUBES!!

NEXT....TWITTER!!

5.20.2011

WASTED MARRIES NINJA!!




WASTED ENGINEER ADMITS TO TYING KNOT!!


BELL BOYD = KUNOICHI (NINJA)!!

SEDUCTION LEADS TO ASSASSINATION!!!

HIPPIE ADVISES "SAVE YOUR BREATH...BLOW UP YOUR DATE!"

http://gotvirtual.net/community/threads/i-deserve-a-ban-ban-me-but-ban-all-the-wasted-haters-too.1618/page-10#post-77125

5.19.2011

SWAT

ANONYMOUSES AFRAID OF OWN SHADOWS!!



FORUM CONFIDENTIAL FLOODED WITH FAKE NO-NAMES!!

NO-NAMES MAKE NO NEWS!!

BLAH BLAH BLAH!!

5.18.2011

EXTRA!! STORM PARTNERS MISTRESS!!!


OFFERS TO "COMPLETE" SL EXPERIENCE FOR 2005'er!!

THIS!

MISTRESS TO TWO SUBS TAKES UP OFFER!!!


STORMIE DONS THONG TO "MAKE HER HAPPY"
!!

MISTRESS PROCLAIMS "I AM COMPLETE!"

5.17.2011

SAFFY FEELS CONSTRAINED! NO SMILEYS!

DEMANDS: I WANT MY SMILEYS.




WHAT DO YOU THINK WE'RE DOING HERE - RUNNING A FORUM?  GIVE US A BREAK LASSIE.

SUS-SUS VOWS TO BREAK GAGA!!


Egged on by an avid minion, Sus-Sus gushed over her 4K tweets and claimed:

Suspiria
Lady Gaga Hits 10 Million Twitter Followers Here I come LOL

Said minion:
Cyril Guichard
Lady Gaga's nothing compared to you ;)

Dear Sus-Sus: TWEETS ARE NOT THE SAME AS FOLLOWERS!!

...and....LADY GAGA IS A REAL PERSON!!!

Forum Confidential invites Sus-Sus to comment here and explain how tweets are the same as followers and real people should be intimidated by avatars!!

DOGBOAT SLAMS GAYS: INFERIOR HUMANS

IS THIS CLOWN KIDDING US?
"bisexuals have of course spread HIV into mainstream "normal" relationships!"


QUOTE OF THE YEAR: "and yes i am superior." DOGBOAT
AGAIN, IS THIS DOGMOUTH SERIOUS!


DRESDEN TELLS DOGBREATH:  "I prefer to let one's words speak for themselves"
WE AGREE DRESDEN - THIS AVATAR IS A FOOL and HIS OPERATOR IS PATHETIC.

5.16.2011

DEREK IS OUR POLL WINNER

Great job Derek. 
Come post on Forum Confidential.  

DEAD AVATAR FOUND BY SIDE OF LINDEN ROAD!

THIS JUST IN:
PRELIMINARY IDENTIFICATION POINTS TO THE SCORPION.
M.E. AUTOPSY PENDING. 
SUICIDE SUSPECTED!  


A note found in his pocket read: REPUTATION UNCHANGEABLE!

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL HAS LEARNED SCYLLA WAS BROUGHT IN FOR QUESTIONING.   SHE CHAINED HERSELF TO A CHAIR AT HEADQUARTERS STATING: HELL NO I WON'T TALK TO YOU FASCIST PIGS.  LEAVE US BE! 

TORLEY PROCLAIMS!!

After viewing Sus-Sus's Facebook page, Torley declares her 'awkward'!!

Avies on FB should be BURNED AT THE PIXEL STAKE!!

BAD PRESS FOR LINDEN LAB WHEN BATASSCRAZY PEOPLE CREATE FB PAGES AS IF THEIR AVATARS ARE REAL!!!

ARE THERE MEDS FOR THIS AFFLICTION? (Ima?!)