12.15.2011

Yes, Virginia

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS SANTA CLAUS

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells and a Ha Ha Ha!
Break out the Booze and Have a Ball!

TO OUR LETTER WRITERS - Happy Holidays...
Your Xmas wishes come true!
We've read your letters and grant your wishes!
You wish!

What you asked for - and what we wrapped:
STORM wanted a HO, FC gave him JO.
PEP needed A ROOM, FC gave him the HOTEL.
LAIN wanted BAMS, FC gave her CATO.
MADELAINE wanted a CLIQUE, FC gave her a CULT.
GYPSY needed a SONG LABEL, FC named it SPAM.
VENUS wanted GNAT, FC gave her FLYSWATTER.
LIAS wanted JUSTICE,  FC gave her JUST US.
LEEHERE wanted a FRANCHISE, FC gave her HEADLINES.
NINA wanted a BRAND, FC gave her PUBLICITY.
IMA needed a NAIL, FC gave her SR.
ORFEU wanted a CABIN BOY, FC gave him a POLE.
DRESDEN wanted BREVITY, FC gave him TL;DR.
GRIFFEN wanted to MEDITATE, FC let him PONTIFICATE.
SR wanted a SOAPBOX, FC gave her a STAGE.
LUCIFER wanted UNDERSTANDING, FC gave him TC (ME).
DEREK wanted VIALE'S HEAD, FC gave him LINDEN LAB.
CAITY wanted A NEW SWORD, FC gave her a SPAMMER.
SCYLLA wanted FREEDOM, FC gave her AN EXCLUSIVE.
MAYA wanted FAIRY DUST, FC gave her a DUSTING.
PROK wanted order, FC gave her ANARCHY.
GNAT wanted SCYLLA, FC gave him PEP.

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