STORM LEAKS CAC SECRETS

EXCLUSIVE: THIS JUST IN OUR FC MAILBOX

DECODER RINGS SENT TO ALL SURVIVORS

LAIN FRUSTRATED DENIED CAC INVITATION

TC, TL, TT INVITATIONS REJECTED

TOUT BEGS FOR DONATIONS

INTERWEBZ SECRETS REVEALED

JOEY'S NO DRAMA ZONE ESTABLISHED

in related news:
WHILST SELECTING MELONS and CARROTS VENUS STATES: "I AM FORUM CONFIDENTIAL"
MULCH VAPORIZES WEED and does NOT share.

GET BACK JO JO GET BACK GET BACK...

...TO REALITY
JOLENE'S HYPEREMOTIONAL RANTS SAVE gV

CAC are CRIMINALS - "THEY ARE LIARS"

FC HORRORS - "THEY HURT ME"

JO JO OUTS VENUS AS VENUS - DUH!
FC WHORES.  FORUM WHORES here a whore there a whore everywhere a whore 
JO JO WAS A WOMAN WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN
GET BACK JO JO GET BACK
FLOUNCE 86 - GET BACK JO JO

COME TELL US YOUR STORY JO JO
FLOUNCE AGAIN FROM FC

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Orfeu shags cabin girl.

PEP RESCRIPTS POSTSCRIPTS!!

PUGNACIOUS PEP CLOSES COMMENTARY!!
No comments posted for days!!

JUMPMAN'S EMERGENCE IN FORA AND BLOGS FORCES PEP'S HAND!!
Pep Pleads Prok 'Keep him busy!'
SLAMS DOOR SHUT!!

Moderator's Nightmare Caves to King!!

Prokofy Neva Considers Second Thought: JUMPMAN IS BLUE IS PEP IS STROKER!!