THE ATTACK OF THE L's

• Liona:  ev0L is a simple wannabe
• LeeHere:  ev0L is a griefer
• Lain:  ev0L is Charlie Manson
• Lias:  ev0L must be stopped
• Lucifer:  evil is as evil does

ev0L counters: LIARS   FAKES   BUTCHERS

DAMN THEM ALL to HELL

ev0L: "I am a product of my environment"

ev0L: "It is you that made me this way"

ev0L: "One day I will rule the galaxy"  

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FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE:

gV FLOUNDERS

PLANETS THREATENED BY ASTEROID LAIN

CATO TAKES OVER AS CEO (chief entertainment officer):  REINSTATES JUMPMAN 

LUCIFER JOINS: ASSUMES URANUS MOD ROLE - SCII BALKS

PANDEMONIUM BREAKS OUT

In related news:

HAN leaves Alaska, travels to Antartica for the summer

gV members quit as they flock to SCII and FORUM CONFIDENTIAL in droves

Nina accepts Lucifers URANUS

SCII citizens resign as they flock to gV in pairs
gV's switch to GMT confuses Nina

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LEEHERE NOT ABSENT IN SEX SCANDAL

IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T INQUIRY CREATES UPROAR

STUNNED TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY STRONGLY REACTS:

"PRURIENT BITCH IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS"

PROK SUES!

IN RELATED NEWS:
ORFEU COUNTER SUES!
CATO (THE OTHER ONE) LAUGHS!
SCYLLA  FACEPALMS!
MITCH SCRATCHES HEAD

UNDER DURESS FC CONFESSES!!!

WIKIsLEAKS LEAKS FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DATA
TC and TT's COMMUNICATIONS REVEALED!

COMPLICIT TL EXPOSED!

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL COLLECTING IP'S OF LETTER WRITERS

"DAMN WIKIsLEAKS!" cries TC
"SELL HEADLINES, SELL IP's TOO!" demands TL

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DIGS THROUGH PUBLIC RECORDS

EXPOSES RL PERSONALITIES OPERATING THE IDENTICAL IP's:

Exposed:

Orfeu - 10.222.78.3 - Wayne Newton

Lee - 192.168.1.4 - Bill Gates

Venus - 10.0.0.65 - Martha Stewart

Dresden - 192.168.29.92 - Michael Lucas (gay porn star)

Pep - 172.18.3.89 - Prince Harry

Ima - 10.77.79.1 - Armand Hammer

Scylla - 192.168.29.92 - Rod Humble (his Canadian hideaway)

Jolene - 10.222.45.187 - Twin Cities Crisis Center

Wasted - 172.31.1.81 - Manny Ramirez (arrested today)

Storm - 172.25.2.145 - Lexie Linden

Lias - 192.168.247.32 - Anthony Weiner (sex scandal - resigned)

Lucifer - 10.177.234.55 - Michael L Jackson (brother of Samuel L.)
Gyspy - 192.168.236.84 - Bullshit Anonymous