6.01.2011

MODERATOR MODERATOR BAKE ME A CAKE

So many forum bans...so little time.  THIS MUST BE ADDRESSED
Banned: Sus,W.E.,Pep, ev0l, Jumpman, Mulch, Lucifer, and others.
Moderators: Nina, Lucifer, Raul, Amanda, and others.
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DOES NOT BAN--WE ENCOURAGE THE OUTRAGEOUS.
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL exposes all.

Wiki: The forum and location of the moderator can greatly influence the cost and safety of its core. Classically, moderators were precision-machined blocks of high purity opinion with embedded ducting to carry away heat. They were in the hottest part of the core forum, and therefore subject to omnipotence and egotism. In some fora, including SL fora, the impact of the neutrons with the moderator can cause the moderator to accumulate dangerous amounts of flatulence. At gV, SLO, SL, and SCII, this problem leads to infamous flatulence fires. 

A recent private correspondance between the FC editors and a well known journalist:

"Well, after spending a little time scanning through the posts at "ForumConfidential" I can say that I'd be happy to help promote this Grand Guignol of group therapy! I've always wondered what would happen if you gave an infinite number of neurotic monkeys an infinite number of typewriters and let them drip uncensored caustic venom and bile into a large pot."


"Actually, from my brief visit (to FC,) the moderation seemed to be very light handed, which is not necessarily a bad thing! "Nature, red in tooth and claw" has worked well for the evolution of mankind so far, and once the bodies of the most neurotic monkeys are littering the virtual floor, the saner ones who survive will have less need to douse the flames."
"Still, it looks amazingly raw and real, so try not to become to "lindonian" by applying the censorship like an aging movie star applies foundation ;)"

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