8.12.2011

NEWBIE? TROLL OF THE WEEK - RUDOLPH UKKA


This represents Rudolph's attitude towards posters in the SL and gV forums. He landed with a splash on his rez date of 10 Aug 2011 acting like no newbie we know.

While his 10 posts on SLF are liberally peppered with self-censored '*****' (the censor software would add a 'bleep' to anything it removed so Rudi is doing it himself), his two posts on gV sit un-self-edited.

A sampling:

gV:
I saw this fucking thread written about in LeeHeres blog so I singed up to come and say that you are a bunch of fucking pussy-whipped morons leading a fucking wimp of a fucking owner by the nose because Immy has not been proved to break any laws not even the rules of this fucking forum.....And get rid of all the fucking posts in this forum that have fucking lolcatz in them.

So, he reads Lee's blog and is aware enough about gV to know there's a proliferation of lolcats.

SLF (in response to a poster who described how she 'convinced' her spouse to take out the trash:
Poor pussy-whipped *******. But you get what you deserve. He must have done something ******* terrible in a previous life.

SLF (the thread in which he's been most active is "What is sexy about women and weapons?"):
It looks like it would take ******* hours to remove your footwear and clothing and get down to some serious activity. There are bound to be easier lays.

Remove the ******* weapons and the ******* clothing with images of weapons and they would be a lot more ******* sexy.

SLF (to a misguided resident complaining about questionable TOS-able activity in a sim in a post that was tl;dr):
RICd for not having a ******* clue and posting like Wasted on one of his more coherent days.

Rudi is familiar with Wasted.

SLF (and, finally, this as a followup to his 'offer' to lend a hand to a female resident wanting to learn the ins and outs of SL modeling):
I can fake being ******* civilized and extremely ******* sympatico with the best Maryanne. I can dispense with the ******* facade now though as she IMd me and we had a good ******* session where I introduced her to the most ******* lucrative side of the ******* modelling business. The ******* BDSM stuff.

This was a clear shout out to Scylla intended to raise her feminist, liberal, neo-Commie sentiments and run to the aid of an innocent. Thus far, Scylla has not taken the bait.

Who IS this guy? He's no newbie, that's certain. Pep was the first to give Rudi a nod here at FC (see prior blog post).
Only two days old and, already, Rudi's hit the big time!