7.04.2011

TARZAN LOSES HIS GRIP!!!

Who is this handsome dude? Known as TARZAN on gotVirtual, it appears he might have misplaced his alt spreadsheet (you know the one ya use to keep track of where this one lives or that one and which alt flirts with which woman) because people are starting to w-o-n-d-e-r!!

Tarzan recently let slip two factoids he shares with another notorious poster, Clancy Sullivan.

1) He lives in NYC. That alone would link him to Clancy.

2) He knows Tenshi . Tenshi was recently in the news about a harassment case involving Clancy and Tarzan fesses up to a fallout with Tenshi.

Other facts that link these two bad boys:

* They are left-handed
* They post sitting naked in leather chairs
* They were spanked in third grade by Miss Mulroney
* They listen to Frank Sinatra while they flirt online
* They have a cat named Snot

TARZAN appears to have fallen out of his tree or maybe Cheeta shoved him, who knows!? What we DO know is that he's slipped and let loose some information that will forever more (at least here) link him with bad boy Clancy.

TARZAN/CLANCY WE WILL PUBLISH YOUR STORY!!!

If you have any scoop on Morgan or Interloper, we'll consider that, too!