12.15.2011

Yes, Virginia

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS SANTA CLAUS

Jingle Bells Jingle Bells and a Ha Ha Ha!
Break out the Booze and Have a Ball!

TO OUR LETTER WRITERS - Happy Holidays...
Your Xmas wishes come true!
We've read your letters and grant your wishes!
You wish!

What you asked for - and what we wrapped:
STORM wanted a HO, FC gave him JO.
PEP needed A ROOM, FC gave him the HOTEL.
LAIN wanted BAMS, FC gave her CATO.
MADELAINE wanted a CLIQUE, FC gave her a CULT.
GYPSY needed a SONG LABEL, FC named it SPAM.
VENUS wanted GNAT, FC gave her FLYSWATTER.
LIAS wanted JUSTICE,  FC gave her JUST US.
LEEHERE wanted a FRANCHISE, FC gave her HEADLINES.
NINA wanted a BRAND, FC gave her PUBLICITY.
IMA needed a NAIL, FC gave her SR.
ORFEU wanted a CABIN BOY, FC gave him a POLE.
DRESDEN wanted BREVITY, FC gave him TL;DR.
GRIFFEN wanted to MEDITATE, FC let him PONTIFICATE.
SR wanted a SOAPBOX, FC gave her a STAGE.
LUCIFER wanted UNDERSTANDING, FC gave him TC (ME).
DEREK wanted VIALE'S HEAD, FC gave him LINDEN LAB.
CAITY wanted A NEW SWORD, FC gave her a SPAMMER.
SCYLLA wanted FREEDOM, FC gave her AN EXCLUSIVE.
MAYA wanted FAIRY DUST, FC gave her a DUSTING.
PROK wanted order, FC gave her ANARCHY.
GNAT wanted SCYLLA, FC gave him PEP.

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL wanted to have FUN, Our Readers gave us over 91,000 PAGE VIEWS and nearly 6500 LETTERS!!

Enjoy the HOLIDAY SEASON, Forum Confidential Readers!

SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS
Tell us who has been naughty or nice

12.07.2011

STARTING A CULT for Dummies...VOL. I

I am TC.  I am THE true Prophet. 
 I have Received a direct Communique from the Ethereal Host. 

I bring to you today the start of my unique pragmatic approach to help you, the beginning Cult leader, make your vision a reality.  With the assistance of the venerable Madelaine McMasters, LWL Cult leader, and Dr. Daniels, I will bring to you my Transcriptions of Enlightenment that should help you get started on your Divine Quest.

Why start a CULT: to keep up with the Joneses'
Why drink Kool-Aid: Gypsy did.  Lillie did.  Dee did.  Auntie Ave did. Perfect disciples.
Why pick only one CULT: Dilettantism is the mark of an Amateur.

Some tips for your followers:
Familiarise yourself with the specifications for sacrificial victims, and ensure that unacceptable substitutes cannot be unexpectedly introduced into the ceremony. If the penalty for not-to-specs work is death and/or mutilation, consider working for a more fault-tolerant deity.

Avoid needless embarrassment. Have your disciples practise the correct pronunciation of your name in the privacy of their own room before chanting it in public.

When mutilating pixelated avatars avoid the ones without testicles.

Instead of picking human victims who are young, virginal and innocent see if you can substitute Spammers, gypsys, and other avatars who won't be missed.

When the Black Mass goes awry, stay away from the Evil Pep.

Always remember fluorescent lighting is very annoying.

Vol. II coming soon...
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS 

12.04.2011

GYPSY QUIXOTE CAUGHT IN PLAGIARISM SCANDAL

GYPSY DECLARES: MY POST ARE NOT OPEN FOR COMMENT
COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED

Well, my little weekend OccupySLums is almost over. Hope you all enjoyed the show! I know that some people saw it as spam or even griefing, I saw it as a protest. I'm not afraid to trust in my history and character in SL. I've never griefed or spammed before,
and have a well established reputation among many residents. And although my posts may have been divisive, it has not been my intent. I only protest for a more respectful, peaceful SLum. I probably did it wrong, I'm in no way better than anyone else.

GYPSY PUBLISHES PEP'S WORDS UNDER QUIXOTE NAME
NO CREDIT TO AUTHOR

in response to GYPSYS SPAMMING SPREE:
"I AM NOT A SPAMMER"

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS: GYSPY IS A SPAMMER
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS: GYPSY PLAGIARISED

THE CHURCH OF FORUM CONFIDENTIAL OFFERS NO ABSOLUTION

SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

12.03.2011

GYPSY QUIXOTE PACKS HIS BAGS...

Don't be too slow
I should have quit you Peppy
A long time ago
Left you flat
And split for Ignorant Mexico

Don't try to stop me
Peppy, you're talkin' too fast
You and your friends Peppy
You are a thing in my past
I'm much too slow
I'm goin' to Ignorant Mexico

I've got four or five hundred posts to go
Down that SLum digital highway
A prim guitar goin' for broke
I'm pushin' it night and day
I've had enough
To last a long, long time
You and your mother, Peppy
You're like a nursery rhyme
Because I'm much too slow
I'm goin' to Ignorant Mexico

Yeah, come on Peppy
Yeah

12.01.2011

GYPSY QUIXOTE: THE THIEF IN THE SLum

A SINGER WHO CENSORS IS NOT AN ARTIST
GYSPY DELETES AGAIN, and AGAIN, and AGAIN
GYPSY PRONE TO BLACKOUTS - THE LORD MADE ME DO IT

GYPSY ATTEMPTS TO SILENCE ALL: WHAT IS THIS LWL HIDING?

SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS
WE WILL NOT SILENCE YOU

11.10.2011

LINDEN LAB TO SL FORUM READERS: "BITE ME!"

COMMUNITY TOOLS 'SPECIAL GUEST' CALLS IN SICK
VIALE LINDEN aka LINDEN LAB
aka 'COMMUNITY'
SHOWS UP IN DRAG
"It's MY community and I'll shit where I want to!"
"Lexie schmexie"
"Call me Mr. Lab or I'm outta here"
"You whiners are pussies."
"I'M KING OF THE VAMPIRES!"

Ann OToole makes cameo as lackey
Pleads for better hair

In related news:
Dresden has an ass!


OPEN LETTER TO THE SL COMMUNITY MANGER

and Ann Otoole

11.08.2011

NO MODERATORS NO RULES NO MERCY

CAN YOU HEAR US?
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL HEARS YOU!


in unrelated new:
Lain is still not Bams

WE ARE COMING AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE PRETTY
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

SUSPIRIA FINUCANE SPEAKS OUT

SUSPIRIA'S HENCHMAN AKA SUB AKA MICKEY VANDEVERRE BATTLES
FORUM

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL'S TROLLS OF THE WEEK
MICKEY VANDEVERRE and ANN OTOOLE

INFAMOUS FORUM TROLL MICKEY IN REPEAT PERFORMANCE
PAVES WAY FOR MP RETURN

ANN OTOOLE RIPS LL ON SLU
BEGS RODVIK FOR FORGIVENESS
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL NAMES ANN OTOOLE HYPOCRITE OF THE YEAR

SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

11.07.2011

SECOND LIFE VAMPIRES ATTACK

VAMP COSTUME MAKER ANN OTOOLE SPEARHEADS CHARGE
BITE ME CRIES HEARD AS FAR AWAY AS PROKVILLE

SL WELCOME CENTER FEEDING IS OPEN
 BITE THE n00bs!
TAKE THEIR MONEY
BITE ME CRIES LINDENLAB

ANN ON SLU: SL FORUM NO PLACE FOR VAMPS
ANN ON TWITTER: RODVIK SAVE THE VAMPIRES - SAVE THE SL FORUM

WE NEED NEW BLOOD
WELCOME TO SL n00bs
BITE ME!

in related news:
teen n00bs occupy Gov. Linden mansion
vampires swarm mansion biting all
rod advises teens to end the occupation

11.06.2011

HOLY BATSHIT RODVIK

RODVIK CAVES: SECOND LIFE FOR THE BATS
stay tuned much MORE TO COME




IN UNRELATED NEWS:
LAIN is NOT Bams
Ann O'toole is BAMS

10.20.2011

CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE - THANK YOU

TT, TL, and TC would like to thank you reading this trash blog.  It has been a fun experience for all of us here.

10.19.2011

************TROLL OF THE WEEK*************

IMA RANG
LAST CALL AT THE SALOON
HAPPY HOUR DENIED
gV SUCKS THE HOT BALLS OF SATAN
NO PUPPY KISSES FOR ME

NINA RECLAIMS FORUM FROM THE L's (IT MY FUCKING FORUM BITCHES)
NINA: THANK YOU IMA THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 


LIAS LEFT LOATHING
LAIN LEFT LIMPING
GET BACK JO JO GET BACK

in related news:
Joey posts to SUICIDE thread
MayaSily angst ridden over Ima's return to SLF - OH NOOOOOOOO!

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EDITORIAL CORRECTION
Orfeu caught shagging cabin boy 
(FC apologises to Orfeu for any embarrassment (or missed encounters) our incorrect reporting may have caused)

SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

10.15.2011

STORM LEAKS CAC SECRETS

EXCLUSIVE: THIS JUST IN OUR FC MAILBOX


DECODER RINGS SENT TO ALL SURVIVORS
LAIN FRUSTRATED DENIED CAC INVITATION
TC, TL, TT INVITATIONS REJECTED
TOUT BEGS FOR DONATIONS
INTERWEBZ SECRETS REVEALED

JOEY'S NO DRAMA ZONE ESTABLISHED

in related news:
WHILST SELECTING MELONS and CARROTS VENUS STATES: "I AM FORUM CONFIDENTIAL"
MULCH VAPORIZES WEED and does NOT share.

10.14.2011

GET BACK JO JO GET BACK GET BACK...

...TO REALITY
JOLENE'S HYPEREMOTIONAL RANTS SAVE gV

CAC are CRIMINALS - "THEY ARE LIARS"
FC HORRORS - "THEY HURT ME"

JO JO OUTS VENUS AS VENUS - DUH!
FC WHORES.  FORUM WHORES here a whore there a whore everywhere a whore 
JO JO WAS A WOMAN WHO THOUGHT SHE WAS A MAN
GET BACK JO JO GET BACK
FLOUNCE 86 - GET BACK JO JO

COME TELL US YOUR STORY JO JO
FLOUNCE AGAIN FROM FC
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

in unrelated news:
Orfeu shags cabin girl.

10.11.2011

PEP RESCRIPTS POSTSCRIPTS!!

PUGNACIOUS PEP CLOSES COMMENTARY!!
No comments posted for days!!

JUMPMAN'S EMERGENCE IN FORA AND BLOGS FORCES PEP'S HAND!!
Pep Pleads Prok 'Keep him busy!'
SLAMS DOOR SHUT!!

Moderator's Nightmare Caves to King!!

Prokofy Neva Considers Second Thought: JUMPMAN IS BLUE IS PEP IS STROKER!!

10.03.2011

STROKER STOKES OTHERS STROKE

SLU WHACKS THREAD: RESPECT FOR STROKER
SLF WHACKS THREAD: NO CAUSE
gV MEMBERS WHACK EACH OTHER: NO CAUSE
STROKER WHACKS HIMSELF (no cause)
everyone's getting whacked except MAMA CASS 
Blondin got whacked

ALPHAVILLE HERALD CLAIMS: "WE ARE THE VOICE"
"ALWAYS FAIRLY UNBALANCED"

STROKER COME TELL US YOUR STORY
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS  

in related news: 
JUMPMAN LANE: DO IT STROKER DO IT
JUMPMAN LANE:  I AM KING OF SECOND LIFE

9.26.2011

Raul Rehnquist and FORUM CONFIDENTIAL



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SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

9.23.2011

THE ATTACK OF THE L's

  • Liona:  ev0L is a simple wannabe
  • LeeHere:  ev0L is a griefer
  • Lain:  ev0L is Charlie Manson
  • Lias:  ev0L must be stopped
  • Lucifer:  evil is as evil does


ev0L counters: LIARS   FAKES   BUTCHERS
DAMN THEM ALL to HELL
ev0L: "I am a product of my environment"
ev0L: "It is you that made me this way"
ev0L: "One day I will rule the galaxy"  

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SEEKS THE TRUTH BEHIND THE LEGEND
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

9.19.2011

----UNDER---NEW---MANAGEMENT----

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL EXCLUSIVE:
gV FLOUNDERS
PLANETS THREATENED BY ASTEROID LAIN
CATO TAKES OVER AS CEO (chief entertainment officer):  REINSTATES JUMPMAN 
LUCIFER JOINS: ASSUMES URANUS MOD ROLE - SCII BALKS
PANDEMONIUM BREAKS OUT


In related news:
HAN leaves Alaska, travels to Antartica for the summer
gV members quit as they flock to SCII and FORUM CONFIDENTIAL in droves
Nina accepts Lucifers URANUS
SCII citizens resign as they flock to gV in pairs
gV's switch to GMT confuses Nina
FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SURGES PAST 75000 page views

9.17.2011

WHAT'S IN A KEYWORD

YOU TELL FORUM CONFIDENTIAL
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS











9.14.2011

LEEHERE NOT ABSENT IN SEX SCANDAL

IS YOU IS OR IS YOU AIN'T INQUIRY CREATES UPROAR
STUNNED TRANSGENDER COMMUNITY STRONGLY REACTS:
"PRURIENT BITCH IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS"
PROK SUES!


IN RELATED NEWS:
ORFEU COUNTER SUES!
CATO (THE OTHER ONE) LAUGHS!
SCYLLA  FACEPALMS!
MITCH SCRATCHES HEAD

9.13.2011

UNDER DURESS FC CONFESSES!!!

WIKIsLEAKS LEAKS FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DATA
TC and TT's COMMUNICATIONS REVEALED!

COMPLICIT TL EXPOSED!


FORUM CONFIDENTIAL COLLECTING IP'S OF LETTER WRITERS
"DAMN WIKIsLEAKS!" cries TC
"SELL HEADLINES, SELL IP's TOO!" demands TL

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL DIGS THROUGH PUBLIC RECORDS
EXPOSES RL PERSONALITIES OPERATING THE IDENTICAL IP's:
Exposed:
Orfeu - 10.222.78.3 - Wayne Newton
Lee - 192.168.1.4 - Bill Gates
Venus - 10.0.0.65 - Martha Stewart
Dresden - 192.168.29.92 - Michael Lucas (gay porn star)
Pep - 172.18.3.89 - Prince Harry
Ima - 10.77.79.1 - Armand Hammer
Scylla - 192.168.29.92 - Rod Humble (his Canadian hideaway)
Jolene - 10.222.45.187 - Twin Cities Crisis Center
Wasted - 172.31.1.81 - Manny Ramirez (arrested today)
Storm - 172.25.2.145 - Lexie Linden
Lias - 192.168.247.32 - Anthony Weiner (sex scandal - resigned)
Lucifer - 10.177.234.55 - Michael L Jackson (brother of Samuel L.)
Gyspy - 192.168.236.84 - Bullshit Anonymous

9.10.2011

GvEE TOTO WE AIN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE

DESPERATION GRIPS gV

HAN HELD REFUSES TO ATTEND 1st PARTY
"Australia's too hot for me"

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME
THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME

WELCOME HOME

9.07.2011

WE HATE YOU FORUM CONFIDENTIAL

WE HATE YOU WE HATE YOU WE HATE YOU

FORUMS IN TIZZY OVER FORUM CONFIDENTIAL

          SLF          FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS A THORN
SCII          FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS CORN
gV            FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS SCORN

WE HATE YOU Forum Confidential CRIES MICKEY V.
WE HATE YOU Forum Confidential SCREAMS CLANCY/TARZAN
WE HATE YOU Forum Confidential DECLARES LUCIFER B.
WE HATE YOU Forum Confidential SINGS GYPSY Q.

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL WANTS TO KNOW WHY
SEND IN YOUR LETTERS TO THE EDITORS

9.05.2011

TICKETS TICKETS TICKETS

BRING YOUR ALT AT NO EXTRA COST
TWO FOR ONE SALE

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL IS THE PROUD UNOFFICIAL SPONSOR
FC JOURNALISTS WILL BE REPORTING ON THESE EVENTS
BE THERE IF YOU DARE

8.31.2011

POSTERS BITE HARD!!! TROLL CATCHES MADDY IN 'APOLOGY' THREAD!!


(Image of Nacy Nightfire Unavailable)

Forum Confidential bows before this week's Troll of the Week! In her 'Forum Apology' OP, Nacy Nightfire lured in the likes of Carole Franizzi, Maddy McMasters, Storm Clarence, LWL Quinn Morani, and more!!

Under the guise of an apology to perpetual airhead, Mayalily Resident, Nacy writes, " I won't offer any excuses for my reaction to her posting, and I am truly sorry if I have hurt her feelings."

All Nacy did was draw Maya's attention to the proper usage of the question mark (?) in the thread 'One day I woke up....' that was recently necroposted. Other posters like Pep and Storm, recognizing a 'teaching moment', jumped in to offer up assistance to helpless Maya (these posts have all been removed).

Of course, once you've ruffled Maya's blonde feathers, you're going to get RIC'ed. Sure enough, Glenn Moderator stepped in to admonish everyone to play nice.

Nacy woke this morning feeling distressed which led her to post the apology to Maya and announce she was leaving to return to the more civil discourse of the Creation Forum.

Say it ain't so Nacy!!!

Interestingly, nearly 100% of the posts following Maya's rambling acceptance of the apology and an exhortion to other posters to beware their language, focused on Nacy leaving. No one wants her to leave!!

Why should SLF be a choice between an intelligent poster and a witless poster?

Nacy! You are always welcome HERE!!!

8.24.2011

LISTS AND LISTS AND LISTS AND LISTS

EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY


SEND IN YOUR LETTERS to the EDITORS

8.23.2011

GYPSY'S OEUVRE AVAILABLE FOR INSPECTION


HE DELETES HIS LETTERS AND WHINES WHEN WE DELETE HIS SPAM

FC's policy has always been that we will print Letters to the Editor unmoderated. We will NOT print spam.

Gypsy sent a Letter or two early on, simple statements, giving his opinion of FC.

Fine.

Then he deleted them. Why? Who knows.

This time, FC Management took the potentially controversial decision to remove his posts saving him from embarrassing himself.

Apparently, he prefers his 'oeuvre' to be read by the world and judgements on the quality of spam be assessed by our readers.

We have 'released' his Letters from the Spam area.

Any Letters posted considered to be a spam continuation of at least five of these Letters will be removed to our Spam area.

--FC Management--


8.19.2011

MEMBER DRIVE: A FORUM CONFIDENTIAL PSA

CREDITS FOR NEW MEMBERS 
MEMBERSHIP MEMBERSHIP MEMBERSHIP

*******REFERRALS BRING REWARDS********

LeeHere Absent has been very good to FORUM CONFIDENTIAL.   Since Nina of gV is so desperate for the sort of new blood that is pulsing through the veins of our thriving trash publication, I ask all of our readers and letter writers to offer yourself - if you are not really so willing to associate yourself with the spectacularly incoherently whingers at gV then perhaps you may want to establish an alt or two so LeeHere might be able to claim credits in the LATEST gV MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.  


SIGN UP TODAY AND TELL 'EM LEE SENT YOU.
*******REFERRALS BRING REWARDS********


ANOTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT BROUGHT TO YOU BY FORUM CONFIDENTIAL

8.12.2011

NEWBIE? TROLL OF THE WEEK - RUDOLPH UKKA


This represents Rudolph's attitude towards posters in the SL and gV forums. He landed with a splash on his rez date of 10 Aug 2011 acting like no newbie we know.

While his 10 posts on SLF are liberally peppered with self-censored '*****' (the censor software would add a 'bleep' to anything it removed so Rudi is doing it himself), his two posts on gV sit un-self-edited.

A sampling:

gV:
I saw this fucking thread written about in LeeHeres blog so I singed up to come and say that you are a bunch of fucking pussy-whipped morons leading a fucking wimp of a fucking owner by the nose because Immy has not been proved to break any laws not even the rules of this fucking forum.....And get rid of all the fucking posts in this forum that have fucking lolcatz in them.

So, he reads Lee's blog and is aware enough about gV to know there's a proliferation of lolcats.

SLF (in response to a poster who described how she 'convinced' her spouse to take out the trash:
Poor pussy-whipped *******. But you get what you deserve. He must have done something ******* terrible in a previous life.

SLF (the thread in which he's been most active is "What is sexy about women and weapons?"):
It looks like it would take ******* hours to remove your footwear and clothing and get down to some serious activity. There are bound to be easier lays.

Remove the ******* weapons and the ******* clothing with images of weapons and they would be a lot more ******* sexy.

SLF (to a misguided resident complaining about questionable TOS-able activity in a sim in a post that was tl;dr):
RICd for not having a ******* clue and posting like Wasted on one of his more coherent days.

Rudi is familiar with Wasted.

SLF (and, finally, this as a followup to his 'offer' to lend a hand to a female resident wanting to learn the ins and outs of SL modeling):
I can fake being ******* civilized and extremely ******* sympatico with the best Maryanne. I can dispense with the ******* facade now though as she IMd me and we had a good ******* session where I introduced her to the most ******* lucrative side of the ******* modelling business. The ******* BDSM stuff.

This was a clear shout out to Scylla intended to raise her feminist, liberal, neo-Commie sentiments and run to the aid of an innocent. Thus far, Scylla has not taken the bait.

Who IS this guy? He's no newbie, that's certain. Pep was the first to give Rudi a nod here at FC (see prior blog post).
Only two days old and, already, Rudi's hit the big time!



8.10.2011

gV IN UPROAR OVER IMMY IMAGES!!




Notoriously open and helpful Imnotgoing Sideways (aka Immy) posted an image on Lias' thread 'What Computer Desktop Image Do You Use?' that's caused an uproar amongst the normally sedate and mature forum regulars.

Even after Immy edited the link to other images, Lias' comment copied the original, unedited link.

Kiddie porn or no? The images to Immy's edited link portrayed nude and semi-nude images on a beach. Does the image depict children engaged in sexual behavior?

What about the above photo of a Mexican cross-dressing wrestler? Porn or merely fascinatingly disgusting?

What do we 'read' into images? If we see two nude children on a beach splashing each other at water's edge, is that titillating? Do we 'edit' the image in our minds to make it more or less pornographic?

BTW: Lee's covered this 'controversy' with a neat little summary for those of you who don't wish to slog through the minor dramas or just plain nonsense in the thread.

FC thinks gV has finally found it's 'calling'. LOLCATs doesn't do it. Outting alts doesn't do it. Banning Wasted doesn't do it.

Pretend disgust at cartoon images of naked children threads does it. gV will attract more members and finally achieve the goal of surpassing the membership of SCII.

8.05.2011

8.04.2011

TROLL OF THE WEEK

STORM (STORMIE) CLARENCE


DROPS BOMB ON BEWILDERED gV AUDIENCE (moved)
DRESSES DOWN THE LWL (locked)

"I am responding to you this last time to tell you that I will help you make your *irrational* fear of trolls go away…poof… disappear; and replace it with an extremely educated and informed fear of trolls..."
(locked) 

7.27.2011

EXTRA: FORUM CONFIDENTIAL UNDER FIRE FOR EMAIL HACKS!!


Following the fallout from the News Corp scandal, TL's HushSLHush, the parent company of its tabloid blog Forum Confidential, is under scrutiny following reports that its award winning tabloid, Forum Confidential, hired thugs to hack into the IM's and emails of famous forum personalities.  

Here are some scoops/items FC obtained from their hacking victims:

Pserendipity Daniels:  A completed Third Edition, from M to Ryvita, with approximately 600,000 words, of the Oxford English Dictionary and 2364  photos of lolcatz (only 1/2 of which appear to be dead). One photo of the LWL with circles and arrows and a description of each written on the back.

Leehere Absent:  Draft outlines for 16 more original blogs featuring, for example, 'Lip Plates: The Next Generation of Body Art', a draft 'Coming Out of the Cornfield' post for SCII, and several IMs promising Seicher to be 'easy on her' if she posts to one or more of her blogs using one or more of her 'names'

Lucifer Baphomet:  Links to the definition of 'technically' in several online dictionaries, several photos of really big 'guns', and an MP3 of the original, uncut version of Issac Hayes'  Theme from Shaft.

Elora Lunasea:  a table listing her BMI calculated on the 1st of each month for 2010 and 2011, dessert receipes, and a draft note to Monna pleading to 'uncorn' Pep ('it was all a misunderstanding and I was on my period')

Kick Frenzy:  Landmarks to over 20 skin and hair shops and an IM to Luc promising to be 'a good boy'.

Lias Leandros:  A document containing several put-down phrases, an IM from Nina apologizing profusely for a missed date, and several X-rated IMs between Lias and W.E.

Dresden Ceriano A 'date book' with (coded?) names noted for nearly every day for the next three months (prior months unavailable), landmarks to makeup and leather shops, and a beta version of the 'Make 'Em Howl' male cock (available only by lottery).

Caitlin Tobias:  A list of medications for pain, an IM from Ishina that can only be characterized as 'XXX-rated' with a P.S. request to 'please share your meds.'  A complete copy of all Storm Clarence's OP's on SLF. 

Saffy/Pants (Sandra Frascati):  Forum Etiquette for Dummies (vol 1 and 2), final draft of Pep's OED Ed III, and a Uzbeck-to-English dictionary

Orfeu Miles:  2399 photos of land, one copy of Bluebeard the Pirate and several IMs between him and the Captain of the Carnival Fantasy where he works as Cruise Director.

Venus Petrov:  photos of over 535 flexible dildos and a partially completed order form to 'Dildos, Etc' with the 'Express mail' option ticked.

Nathaniel Scorpio:  Instructions for removing 6 different types of collars, copy of his last (gasp) effort to convince Scylla to tweet with him.

Scylla Rhiadra: 4 photos of Nat, 3 photos of Rodvik, 1 photo of Storm, 55 FRAMED photos of Pep

Storm Clarence:  Contents of a 'black book' with 2504 entries each 'graded' and coded as: potential, incoming, ongoing, dumped, or flowers sent.  One copy of the "Art of Crossdressing"

Ima Rang:  several long IMs between her and Seicher/Leia confirming their BFF status to each other and professing undying solidarity and love. An complete draft white paper on "how to wield a hammer."

Han Held:  drafts of several letters to the editors begging for FC to feature her in yet another blog post with a suggested bribe of 1/2 a moose, freshly killed and on ice, flown in from Alaska

Ramonna Villota:   Specifications for several nun habits, complete with undergarments featuring crotchless panties.

Nina Stepford: empty

Seicher Rae/AuthorAnon/Anon: 347 punchlines to rape jokes, a bookmark to the wiki page on anonymous web browsing, and a list of what appears to be IP addresses of posters to her defunct blogs.

Suspiria Finacune: 1 Rosetta Stone language video:  Russian2AmericanRussian

The investigation is ongoing, the investigators have volunteered to put in extra hours to get at the 'bottom' of this scandal!  

7.24.2011

STEP 9 BILL'S BIBLE - RECOVERY

RANMA TARDIS TAKES CONTROL
STEP 9: Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.

"I WAS NOT EVEN DRUNK" RANMA CRIES.
BANNED SAYS SLU!  BANNED FOR LIFE!!!

RANMA APOLOGIES TO MODERATORS: Joshua and Siggy
I WAS WRONG.

WE STAND WITH YOU RANMA
COME TELL US YOUR STORY
FC IS YOUR FRIEND.  WE NEED THE DETAILS AND YOU "NEED" RESOLUTION.

(email TC or TT)

7.21.2011

THE FC TABLOID DIET PLAN

IT'S THE NEWEST... IT'S THE HOTTEST...IT'S ALL THE RAGE!  IT'S THE
FC
TABLOID DIET

 TRIM THAT FORUM DEAD WEIGHT IN JUST 20 DAYS

***RECENT FAT JOKES CAUSE MODERATORS TO LOOK IN THE MIRROR
***MEMBERSHIP IS OUTRAGED: VOWS TO TRIM THEIR ASSES

Pep believes in the "Butterfly Effect" One small joke about a fat lady - I wonder if she sings - and a whole forum reverberates with the consequences.

SCMKII SAYS YES TO THE FC TABLOID DIET
EAT CORN


cartoon compliments of Ima Rang

7.20.2011

THE UNWELCOME MAT OF SCMKII

TC DENIED POSTING AT SCMKII
TC WAITS FOR PROCESSING

(taken from Viv's SC profile)

Vivianne Draper's Avatar
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ TC of FC is my username on SC, but TC hasn't been permitted to post.
Viv, honey, give a girl a break.  At least let me make 1 post.

Viv wrote: "I have been posting under it (Vivianne Draper) for 5 years and a lot of people know me personally and off line who met me under it. If I, as Vivianne Draper, start a 'publication' in order to trash other people, my reputation will suffer."
FC WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU CAN SHIT RUBIES AND DIAMONDS WITH YOUR PEARLY POSTS OF WISDOM?


SC has not authorised my posting to their forum threads.  I can understand their reasoning as TT's posts on SC were repeatedly met with invectives and name calling.  The people that responded to TT assume I will fill their eyes with unsavory name calling, trolling, and other assorted distasteful forum discourse.   FC thinks they do a good job of it on their own.


I''ll take this opportunity to respond to one person at SC: Io Zeno
Io wrote:    "Yeah why don't you (TT) fuck off and die or something?"
TC: This was 'its' welcome to SCMKII?  Is Io as educated as 'it' is articulate?   
Io wrote:    "You are nobody anyone gives a shit about so you are trying to create fake drama on this forum and get traffic for your rambling, uninteresting, boring crap of a blagh, what an accomplishment."
TC: But we are somebody.  We were invited to the SC dance by your moderators.  We get more traffic to our blog with NOT having a feed to SC...the feed eats at our traffic numbers.  Your statement is a fail.
Io wrote:   "Pathetic turd."
TC: Turds never die.  You can't have it both ways.    








7.19.2011

HAN'S ASS FEARS FC!!


Only the BOLD ASSES make it over to Forum Confidential to entertain us!! HAN isn't one of them.

HAN WHAT DO YOU FEAR??

You hide like a hermit in the Alaskan tundra. Come out in the bright light to FC and 'entertain' us.

We know you're transfixed by FC because you're always referring to us (TYVM!).

You're still an ass.

7.18.2011

BAD ASSES...

...CALL OUT THE BIG ASSES.

AND PEP GETS CORNED: OLD NEWS
ORFEU MILES: "I dunno this forum (SC) sometimes has me confused on the question of style. The banners would have you believe it is a habitat of bad-asses...but most of the posts I have read here...are a never ending group hug.  I don't care either way...but there is a cognitive dissonance between SC11's marketing and its current content.
Could it be, that y'all started out as bad asses...and as is typical...after showing each other pictures of your kids and shit...settled into something...um... a little more settled.?"

ORFEU, FC WANTS TO SHED SOME LIGHT ON YOUR DILEMMA--

FORUM CONFIDENTIAL SAYS:
"THE BIG ASSES of SC ARE FIGHTING THE BAD ASSES of FC."
Hats off to Pep and CaTo.

7.16.2011

SCYLLA GOES COLD TURKEY!! SPURNS PEP: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

Liberated, leftist, quasi-commie, Canadian Scylla Rhiadra declares: "I for one intend to stop feeding his addiction right . . . now."

After three public relationships with forum men, Scylla finally realises the key to her attraction for these types of men is their proclivity towards ATTENTION-SEEKING BEHAVIOR. Spurning therapy or counseling of any kind, she's cutting her attraction to Pep...NOW!

Surveys say it's only a matter of time before she, once again, responds to another forum male whose biting wit, focus on himself, and ability to quote dead writers or lyricists melts her feminist heart causing her to pull out the dolcett balls and say 'Hop on'!!

WE PREDICT SHE WILL 'RESPOND' TO PEP AGAIN!!

She can't help herself!!